I have probably only ever licked one armpit. I would say it tasted like salt. So. I agree.

No, I wasn't trying to comment on whether or not armpits taste like onions. I mean, do they? I don't think so. I was just pointing out that they do smell like onions. Which is weird!

Armpits do smell like onions. Fact.

Doc McStuffins is a black character. It's a cartoon about a little girl who acts as a doctor to her toys and stuffed animals. Sounds dumb but it's really sweet, not too annoying, and universally loved by all kids ages 3-6. My 3 year old loves Doc McStuffins.

What in the fuck.

Really? Where are they?

You have to be fucking kidding. Labiaplasty sucks, but at least it is generally performed on consenting adults who can make their own decisions, and it also retains the function and sensation in the vagina. It's dumb and shouldn't happen.

Nope! There is nothing defensible about that practice. You don't have to be from this culture, or really from any culture, to comprehend that it's wrong. No shades of gray. Motherfucking wrong. End of story.

OK, semi-serious question. I think the doll on top is freaking boss. I like her outfit. I know my daughter would like her. I can get one of these for my white kid, right?

Agreed. Looks like his nails were buffed. Also, who gives a fuck?

Yeah, people need to lay off you about this. You like what you like. Good lord.

I like oral but can certainly imagine not liking it.

I generally agree with you, minus the "ally talking" argument.

See, here's the thing. I actually like that smell. Like, I like how his crotch smells when he gets sweaty*. Is that weird?

Not always!

This comment is fantastic.

You're willing to give Idris Elba an Oscar for his shower rendition of The Chanukah Song if it means the other white actor gets to go home covered in white tears.

I know. This is me to Jezebel:

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Marry me.