And put "I have a flat butt" right back on the list in its place! High Five!

If you have the big butt/thighs and small waist problem, my solution has always been Express Jeans + a good tailor.

I would bet that Penabler thinks that Haji is this man's name and not an honorific.

That makes me happy!

Yep. Nothing wrong with the fleshlight. I guess. I'm not a dude, so I don't know if they work, but if they do — go to town, fellas!

1. I think you mean "Hear, hear".

Is anyone else just sto=uck on the name? "Plastic Surgery & Plastic Doctor & Plastic Hospital Office for Barbie Version" — what in the everloving fuck? what is a plastic doctor? What is a plastic hospital office? What do all of those things mean when you append "for Barbie Version to them? I NEED TO KNOW.

You mean your already entrenched opinion wasn't changed by something someone else said? SHOCKER.

There is nothing wrong with blow drying the crotch. I seem to remember Sassy magazine (yes, I grew up in the 90s) recommending it to combat yeast infections. But there is a lot wrong with DOING IT IN PUBLIC. WTF.

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Hm. That doesn't sound like the best tactile experience.

Well, now I want to find that girl and squeeze her butt. With permission, of course. And in the interest of science.

And THIS is why we bring an extra pair of panties to the gym.

Yeah, it's like the writers of this site just really really wanted the Pope to be, like, Patton Oswalt all of a sudden. Baby steps.

Sure. It's fine for you to feel that way. I just don't think that the experience of abortion is sad for everyone. It would be sad for me, it would be sad for you, but I have friends for whom it was not sad. Instead, it was a giant relief, a bullet dodged, a disaster averted.

I feel like you should never have had to say this, because it's so obvious. And I think it works both ways — I would classify myself as a pleasant looking female, certainly not model material, usually not the hottest person in the room, but in my single life I never had a problem getting dates with guys who were much…

I would add:

It's definitely sexual assault, even if it's not what many people think of as rape. I'm sorry it happened to you.

Exactly. I hope she reads this site and the comments so that she knows that she's not crazy, that she was assaulted.

Nope. There is a concept called mistake of fact as to consent, wherein, if the accused rapist reasonably believed that he or she had consent, it's a complete defense to the crime. However, that mistake has to be objectively reasonable. Which means, you cannot derp your way out of a rape charge by being like, "but I…