You are wrong. The only reasonable use for these is to get a bald friend drunk and paste them on his or her shiny pate while he or she is passed out.

Yes. I know these clothes are perhaps meant to be boho chic, but they would make me look merely homeless if I wore them.

Yes, in some states. Totally barbaric.

You are so right. I've had two kids, and I don't really romanticize the image of an 8 week fetus or whatever anymore. You know what I romanticize? A baby. And those ultrasounds do not show babies.

I am from Florida, and I can tell you that at least south Florida is full of old school Italian guys wearing tracksuits and gold chains who demand excellent, if also old school, Italian food. E.g., my beloved but now gone local joint named Lynora's, where the owner, a birdlike but terrifying old woman, used to sneak…

I did. I was just being silly.

I've thought about this, and I am just about OK with fat free cucumbers.

I just started intermittent fasting. It is not scary. It's honestly fine. Two days a week I eat one small meal of about 600 calories. The rest of the time I eat pretty normally and try not to go nuts. It's only been a week, but I can tell I have lost at least a small amount of weight because my boobs are smaller. And…

Word. Low fat dairy. Ain't no one got time for that. (I would post that gif of Sweet Brown, but eh.)

delight 96 gave the only reply you need.

I honestly feel sorry for you for attempting to have an intelligent, reasonable, shades of gray discussion of rape and rape culture on Jezebel. People on this thread have treated you as though you had just cross-stitched a "RAPE IS AWESOME" sampler and sewn it onto the American flag. All you attempted to do was talk…

You are nuts. Also you should probably read the rest of the article. There's a reason she's telling you that stuff about the victim. Pro tip: it's not because she blames the victim.

The secret to the bar exam is that, while the exam itself is pretty hard, you don't actually have to do all that well on it to pass the MBE portion. It's been a while since I sat the bar exam, but I seem to recall only needing to get 50 or 60% of the questions right (can that be true? I do not remember). Seriously,…

Hee! I'm a lawyer and think this is hilarious.

No. That documentary is horrendously inaccurate. If you want a breakdown of why, I'd recommend a visit to CAAFlog, a great site which is mostly dedicated to military appellate law and is written by extremely experienced military lawyers.

Officers cannot get reduced in rank.

Well, excellent job of absolutely not bothering to read any of the discussion but still commenting with a GIF! You meet the Gawker standard.

EXACTLY. The premise of the rape and her non-consent is that she was drunk. There is literally no way to discuss this crime without talking about the victim being drunk. And there is no way to discuss a culture that thinks it's OK to sexually assault a drunk girl without talking about the (wrong, terrible) reasons…

Ha! Yes. Except here I think the lawyer actually DID write the statement. That makes it so much more hilarious.

Yes. Yes, thank God. I mean, to everyone who no kidding has a gluten allergy intolerance, may you procure all the gluten free stuff you need, forever, without problems. But may the trend of people just asking for gluten free stuff just because they think it might be slightly healthier for reasons they can't identify…