That is a dumb thing to say. There are evil male gynos, sure, but there are MANY MANY more who are just, you know, doctors helping people. Do you really want to discourage men from entering this field just because they're men? I thought we were against that sort of thing around here.

"GYNO-BOT WILL NOW INSERT THE SPECULUM. NOW RELAX YOUR LEGS. RELAX. RELAX. RELAX."

Because it's fascinating. I don't know why their motives should really be suspect more than any other doctor who deals with the down-there bits. Like, my husband's urologist (for the vasectomy he didn't end up getting, sigh) is a dude. And I do not suspect that he went into the field because he gets high off looking…

There is NO WAY that was not creepy. Also, what in the fuck? Long inner labia are not a problem! They are a normal part of your anatomy! JESUS FUCK.

All this being ethereal and whimsical and having songbirds on your head and sleeping in sari-tents sounds great until the first time one of them has the taco shits and the bathroom, with its Algerian stone floors and its fifty-head shower or whatever is unusable for, like, 5 hours and the smell seeps out of the…

Would you feel comfortable posting the donation page?

Yep. It happened. Just no one talked about it. Also, no internets.

My dog used to get incredibly anxious about her butt being sniffed at the dog park. She hated it. So she tried to hide under the benches at the park so that other dogs couldn't get to her. And how did she hide? By scrunching the top of her body down under the bench and wiggling her hindquarters frantically in an…

I absolutely 100% believe this.

Look at her adorable freckles! They are so cute!

Yeah. I don't love Yeezus, though I think a lot of his music is great. But this. This is great. And kind of genius? I don't know. I just like it.

Because making threats about future behavior is an actual crime. That's why you can arrest someone who is, say, threatening to shoot your family.

Jesus. Just. Just, what the fuck? How motherfucking horrible is this?

You say you do not have kids. When and if you do, you will be amazed at the power they have in their tiny little bodies to resist you. Also, she says that he took off his pants and shirt. So imagine, if you will — she puts back on the pants over tiny resisting legs. Success! Then she reaches for his shirt and somehow…

Hahaha, that is awesome. I can sympathize with this one.

Yes. I have an almost 3 year old. Yelling doesn't work. Threats don't work. Ignoring the tantrum works. Because what she wants most is attention. That's what the tantrum is about. If I don't give it to her, she figures out that tantrums don't get her what she wants. And then she starts acting more like a human being…

This is the best, sanest answer I have seen to anything today. Well done.

Uh, I don't know about this. I know LOTS of Mormons, and all of them are very big into education. Going to college is an expectation for everyone in that culture. That includes women who have no ambition to be anything other than SAHMs.

Yes. Though I'm not sure that the study didn't control for those factors (and if not, it gets a big DOOOYYYY.) Marriage success is correlated with higher levels of education, higher income, and delaying marriage until you're at least in your mid-20's. So I think that this story is less interesting than it sounds. It's…

Well. I'm not an atheist. More of a hopeful agnostic? But as someone whose life isn't tied to the church, I can say it was important to me because, even though the church blessing my union was not important, society blessing my union was. It was important for me to stand up in front of a crowd of people I love and am…