I called it an invasion. Idiot.

Also, thank you for your reasoned response. I appreciate that.

I think I wasn't clear. I was saying that the invasion of Iraq was stupid, wrong and ridiculous, not your opinion of it.

You fail reading comprehension. Obama is not my hero. Bush is not my hero. I said I don't favor most of our military interventions and I don't like them. I'm sorry your relatives have been affected by drone bombings. I think that, too, is wrong. I was saying, however, that attempting to equate the invasion of Iraq…

Just what is your point here?

I think she is a vapid waste of flesh, but I do feel sorry for her. I don't think she has any good choices right now. How is she really doing to dissent? She's surrounded by her husband's people. And she has three kids to protect. If I were her I'd be looking for a way to get out of the country with the kids, ASAP,…

As a white lady in her early 30's who is watching her youth drain away, I eat only Greek yogurt and drink only my own bitter tears.

Yep. That was his point.

At first I didn't think this was all that funny, and then I realized that these are actual questions asked by actual people, not generated for comedy purposes. And then it became hilarious. And upsetting.

At the risk of getting creamed, I'm going to posit that it's not as funny if you say, "Those young girls are so fucking excited that you might think that, from their actions and demeanor, you might think that they're mentally deranged. Not that there's anything wrong with that." Also, doesn't fit on the photo.

What is the brother from Little Miss Sunshine doing in the crowd?

As the mother of 2 tiny little girls who are mercifully way too young to care about these charming hellspawn, I am pretty ignorant of this band (or "band") and their music. But from the gif, it looks like their choreographer has pretty much just given up, like, "Goddammit you guys, can you just do the step-together,…

Those links aren't working anymore. He must have taken down his crap.

Where is that bottom GIF from? I want to watch that movie. Or maybe it's just that I want a nice hot bath and a bottle of OE? Because I totally do.

This clinches it. You just got out of Soc 101, right? You're writing this while taking a break from Call of Duty and before you have to go get your laundry out of the dryer so that no one else takes it out and puts it on top of the machine OHGOD DOES THAT PISS YOU OFF WHY DO PEOPLE IN THE DORMS THINK THEY CAN JUST…

OK. Real talk here. Do we have to all everybody out for everything, all the time? I don't think saying "crusty grandpa feelings" is age-ist. And if it is, I can't say that I give any fucks about that. I think my grandpa would agree that he has crusty grandpa feelings about things, to include the decline of the use of…

I know we're kind of joking here, but I for reals doubt any guard wants a prisoner to be found dead on his watch. The paperwork...

Well, this is more than he deserves.

That's too bad! His poems are so clean and pure and pretty. But I also like his exact opposite, Constantine Cavafy. Here's my favorite:

Whoops! Of course you are correct. What's weird is that I wasn't sure who Miranda Lambert was until you posted this. I just knew that she was a Famous Person of some stripe. On the other hand, I did know who Mary Lambert was.