BROS!!! It's like you're having sex with her and SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. High five!

No, that's fair. I think a nonviolent dads-out-of-jail program would be good, too. And I think probably it's a women-only program at the moment because that's an easier sell. People think women are nurturing and the center of the family, etc., and, you know "children need their mothers" (like they don't need their…

I wouldn't worry about this. There's already enough incentive for innocent people to plead guilty to felonies — the threat of LOTS of jail time for drug offenses vs. a much lighter sentence if they plead. This is usually a function of '3 strikes' laws. Ex: Sara has been twice convicted of cocaine possession. She is…

That's right! DADS CAN FUCK OFF!! Because anything that helps women automatically hurts males . . . oh, wait.

Are you saying you think that Danbury is the only federal women's prison in the country? Um, no:

That is awesome! Yet another reason to put my kidlets in the Scouts.

Exactly! The commenters here just administer a beat-down to everyone who is trying to do something good. Not ALL the commenters, obviously. Most are lovely. But a good, oh, 1/4 of the Jezebel/Gawker commenters are just relentless in taking something that's good and saying BUT HERE ARE ALL THE OTHER PROBLEMS THAT THIS…

I had the same thought. "Here I am, watching a show about women, and MOST of the show is about how they relate to each other, and NOT about how they relate to the men in their lives. Holy crap!" Maybe this is how dudes feel when they watch Judd Apatow's movies. I would not know.

It's a different wooooooorrrrllllddd from where ya come from.

No, but people "worldwide" are often not getting married for love. I think you'll agree that for most of human history and even in Western civilizations up until, oh, maybe 125 years ago, people got married for economic and social reasons, not because they wanted someone to share their thoughts about their jerk…

As Gerald Brenan once said: "Those who have some means think that the most important thing is love. The poor know that it is money."

Sigh. I'll bite.

Nope! Not for everyone. Take me! I'm 5'5" and right now about 170 lbs (sad face, poor fat me, etc.) I exercise between 3 and 5 days a week, more when I can. I hike on the weekends. Even though I'm a moderate fatty, I carry a lot of muscle mass around. I'm also breastfeeding. I should be able to eat, like, 2100…

Congratulations on getting healthy! Also, fuck the haters. That's all I have to say, really.

I got married and had no bridesmaids. It was absolutely the right thing to do for me. If you don't have bridesmaids and your groom eschews groomsmen, then you can tell people, "We just wanted to keep it simple, less fuss." That way no one is really excluded, or at least they are all equally excluded. And you don't…

OK, we get it: Italian ladies give you teh bonerz. What does this have to do with people cutting hair off Venezuelan ladies? Right, NOTHING. Thanks.

This is probably going to sound terrible and elitist, but I abandoned my babycenter birth club because most of the folks on there were just too damn stupid. I don't pretend to be the smartest person in the world, but I am reasonably well educated and got tired of all the misspellings and shortsightedness and also the…

I have never wanted to stab someone in the neck so much as when my husband rolled over one morning when I was nursing the baby (you know, like I had been doing every twenty minutes for the past 8 hours) and said, "Oh, my god, I slept like eight hours but I'm still really tired."

And not just his resume. Look at what Barack "Hussein" Obama has had to deal with.

Exactly. Is Messiah the awesomest name ever for a little kid? I don't think so. Is it freighted with religious and cultural significance that could end up being a burden for the little dude? Yes, probably. But my opinion about his name is not important. And neither is the judge's. And if little dude decides he doesn't…