@KATE!: Yes. I am protected from the fashion magazines' crap in part because I am too cheap and also too poor to buy them.

@angryyoungwoman: I think I'm going to make "subjectating" my word of the day.

@cleverpeach: When I was a teenager, the standard treatment was putting a spoon in the freezer until it was ice cold, then holding it against the hickey and smooshing the rounded part back and forth. It's supposed to help break up the blood. I tried it as recently as a few years ago (on an embarrassing boob hickey)…

@TheLittlestChicken: Yes. We live in a 'naked house', and the things I have done naked include: cooking, playing video games, writing law journal articles, and yes, plucking my eyebrows. My husband is even more comfortable naked than me, and only even puts on underwear and shorts to leave the house. Otherwise, he's…

What is this broad's problem? I fucking LOVE the locker room and all the naked women in it! Seeing the spectrum of imperfect, diverse female beauty is the perfect antidote to the pornified, super-skinny ideal we get from 100% of all US media. I'm not not ogling or objectifying (which it sounds like the author might…

Hell to the yes! I got your 23.5 inch thighs right here! I've been told all my life that the mere three-inch difference between my thigh circumference and waist meant that I was a freak, but instead it means I WILL LIVE FOREVER WHILE THE REST OF YOU PUNY HUMANS DROP LIKE FLIES DUE TO YOUR SKINNY, LAUGHABLE LEGS!!!!!!!

@morninggloria: Snort!

From my mother: "Look how pretty you and your sister are! You even have the same color hair! And the same eyes! But her hair is shinier." My 'sister' being our elderly, fat lab-shepherd mix.

I've been waiting for someone to make a Derelicte line for reals.

The Presets, the Cure, the Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Blondie, Talking Heads, and Polysics, which is my favorite electro-punk Japanese band. Oh and the Rapture. And Hot Chip!

@daradoodle: Uh. Doctor? Like, right away? Like, do not pass go. Just go to the doctor. If you continue to feel dizzy, go to the ER right now!

@HuckleberryFriend: Yep, leaping off stuff is his M.O. He can glide across an entire room, door frame to couch. He also likes to hang out on doors and ambush us when we walk through them.

@Marsgaret: Dude. Bergers are my go-to present for holidays, birthdays, and what have you. They are so amazingly good. Everyone I send them to loves them, even when I send them in summer and they melt all together.

Check out my pet flying squirrel! He's is probably the awesomest pet I've ever had. He's extremely affectionate and very smart. My fiance and I got him from his (my fiance's) parents, who in turn got him when he fell onto their bed at night. They live in rural Virginia and flyers are everywhere down there. While his…

@JerkoftheMonth: It's actually Wangdon-Twatdon. Too silly? Better the other way around?

@MalinaMango: You know, they're kind of similar names. One is English (mine) and the other is German (his), but they're both 2-syllable names with similar vowel sounds. The cadence for both is a lot like "Congdon". So maybe it doesn't matter?

@scarletbegonia: When I first got to college, I hated everyone and everything about the place. I had gone to a teensy, liberal, VERY accepting arts high school in Florida, and I ended up at a large prestigious southern college filled with all the kids who couldn't get into Harvard. God, I hated them all.

Advice, please! I'm getting married in a week (cue air horns and showers of kittens). A few days ago my fiance said he'd been thinking about it, and he'd really like us to have the same last name. I thought about it for a while, and I agree with him. Feminist that he is, he thinks we should BOTH change our names, and…

@RubyBegonia: Wow, thank God I'm not following all the crap she does and says. I can still enjoy 30 Rock with her on it.

@bluesbelle: Word. I'm 28 and I KNOW I'm just a baby. I've got a husband and all that, but we're living with his parents until the Air Force sends me off to do lawyerly things somewhere far away. I have no house, no property, a ton of debt, and I'm just starting my career. And it's FUN! I guess the question I'm…