It’s technically dark red, but it can still be a space snowman because the usual rules about snowmen do not apply once you’re that deep into space.

Homegirl needs some purple toned shampoo stat.

What a hilariously terrible take from The Cut. It’s not the hard to find out how totally HUGE Priyanka is around the world. Throw me in the pile of people saying “Him? Really?” – And that’s not a dig at Nick Jonas, he seems cool and all, it’s just like... this is as if Beyonce married one of the Hanson guys.

I don’t understand why all of these grifters haven’t already fled to a country w/o extradition treaties. I guess the qualities that make you a grifter don’t lend well to recognizing when it’s too late to turn it around...

Thanks for this post, I really need the reminder!

I feel like this might be satire for an annoying opinion piece I’m not aware of for some reason, and I have FOMO, so is there sauce here to share? Spill it, spill that tea!

Ann Coulter right on schedule with her claim that if *more* patrons had been armed, “they could’ve defended themselves.” So I guess they can still find a way to blame literally any victim of a mass shooting. Her message is simple. If you don’t have a gun, it’s your fault if you die.

I wish I could figure out the argument that would actually get through to these delusional women. Literally nothing works on them.

There is still progress to be made, but I’m relieved and proud as a MN resident, at least for now. Another big win was kicking Erik Paulsen out of my district. His campaign was awful (I seriously thought I was watching Bobby-Newport-level campaign rhetoric) and him graduating from my alma matter was an extra layer of…

Thank goodness. I will no longer consider Wisconsin to be the Florida of the North.

This reminds me of Pierce Hawthorne’s advice to Britta on Community when she was caught in a crazy situation of having promised Sophie B. Hawkins was showing up for a school dance. I imagine Burkman giving Wohl this same advice:

I was just researching this topic, so it’s super timely. Goal is to know my spiders so I *might* ...*eventually* ... stop being so terrified of them. Knowing which spiders can actually cause serious bites vs. those that won’t can help with that. Also, I read a lot during this random research that most bites diagnosed…

Lapsed catholic here, and I’m loving all the grumpy catholic conservative personalities getting in an uproar about this. This stance makes perfect sense with having a “pro-life” view, but as usual, these people are pro-life when it comes to controlling women’s sexuality and bodies, but pro-death when a life is older…

Ya can’t PAY for that kind of advertising! 

Chill out older person, not all articles about older people are specifically about you. If you are able to do the things mentioned above, you are probably a bit more self aware than others in your generation, my parents included. Props to you for that. Rather than get angry at a writer about it, maybe appreciate you…

They would shoot off their own dicks if they thought the coastal elites would be upset about it.

Thanks for that. I wasn’t meaning to scold at all, it’s just a tactic that has helped me in the past, or was a bit of an “ah-hah” moment for me. I definitely don’t know her unique circumstances, and I’m so, so sorry you had to go through that loss with your mother. The pain is real and you aren’t at fault for how you…

As someone who is bad at this game and relies on the overpoweredness of shotguns, I am both bummed and excited about this news.

Fist bumps to you, my friend. I’m working on giving less fucks as I get older and it helps.

Hi back, fellow person! I also try to put on a happy front but by shielding with sarcasm and humor. Some days, it is really really tiring. I often feel like it’s not so traditional sadness that gets me, it’s that tired feeling. I think we need to give ourselves awards some days for just doing normal adult things.