Excuse me, but in a blind taste test they all voted for Pepsi.

Honestly, crap like this is what Kendull and the rest of the Insta-duds should be doing. They have no place in high fashion.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and I refresh my news alerts. Fuck Pepsi, fuck the Kardashian people, fuck this gross appropriation of significant moments in political culture.

And the fucking dialogue...

Waiting for the experiment showing that wine makes condoms taste great. Oh wait that’s been done, it’s called “my twenties.”

This is ideal for wines served in screw top bottles.

My mother makes blueberry wine and has used condoms as her preferred cap for years. A childhood of opening up cupboards and having to explain to friends what they glimpsed inside: jars of inflated condoms everywhere.

Kentucky is one of the poorest states. There are women for whom simply paying for the procedure is too great a burden — never mind taking a few days to drive up to Cincy (assuming they can even get an appointment, since that clinic will be SLAMMED if Kentucky’s all closed), stay in a hotel during the damned “waiting…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I’ve got rollerskates — I can meet you halfway? Have to be a weekend, tho, as I’m pretty busy talkin’ about makeup during the week...

Heh, THIS IS WHAT I DO. <3

THANK YOUUUUUU. you are my people.

I could easily write 5000 words about how half the beauty industry seems to think that holographic, iridescent, and opalescent are interchangeable terms. :(

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

It’s a funny fake dick, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t call his character a rapist.

please list the number of times a man’s outfit has kept them from boarding a flight? 

That is absolue bullshit. Those passes are OWED to employees and their family, and absolutely should not be licsense for the employer to have a say in what they wear. Especially when they are flying for leisure and not on duty. They can’t govern someone’s personal choices like that. Certainly not children who don’t…

Yeah, not enough people talk about how bad marriages can impact kids even worse than divorce. Seeing one’s mother leave an abusive partner can be empowering, seeing one’s mother stay with an abusive partner “for the kids” can lead to some really unhealthy attitudes towards relationships, and even some massive guilt on…

I’m five years out now. Hallelujah!