yeah, it’s pretty impressive. i remember not too long ago people talking about how “of course deadspin commenters care about sexual assault and harassment!”

THEY WANTED TO ASK HIM QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT ALLEGATIONS AND SETTLED LAWSUIT. holy crap people if that isn’t #metoo i don’t know what is

they’re common. and they most often look like this sad baby, poorly groomed and even matted with discolored, gross fur around their eyes, mouth, and feet.

HATE them and all their yappy, hairy, drippy-eyed slobbery-haired cousins. so gross.

there is so much to love in this show

first woman on the runway where have you been all my life

That voice from the retro Siri spoof isn’t any worse than some of the old TTS voices, really.

IT SO GOOD. i also am squeeing and crying. i am moved

nooooooooooooooooo

lol what the fuck are you talking about

no, rule #1 is read the fucking comments.

oh honey no.

oh honey no.

oh honey no

the hand-holding thing is ganked off of this photo series done by a Russian photographer years ago. like come on, y’all

this part in the Business Insider article was pretty great:

the video clip in the KIRO7 article posted says they don’t have details but typically when someone is booked on those charges it indicates creating child porn. they also say in the article: “Police did not immediately release details, and Cliffe was not charged with a crime. Police did not say if an actual child was…

how about having some for his mother, who was already reeling from the porn crap and now has to deal with his death. so maybe do your grave dancing in private?

their second sentence: “Do you guys...”

so...are you multiple guys?

their first sentence: “I’m reading a lot of this kind of stuff in the comments.”

this woman’s job is literally to SAVE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR HOME in the event of a fire and yet some dumbass bozos feel the need to lay into her.