Same, I will never use anything else!

It’s all on youtube. I’ve watched it. I’m not ashamed (yes I am)

WTF even is this.

I get Rosario Dawson all the damn time. I'll allow it.

My dad, too.

I am close to both my parents who are, for now, in good health, but I find myself dwelling a lot on what it will be like when they’re gone. And then I get angry with myself for not enjoying the fact that I don’t have to experience that right now. I have, morbidly, started saving emails/voicemails/cards etc. over the…

Who should grow up, the people farting openly with abandon or the polite ones...

THANK YOU. I think we’re in the minority for some reason.

Thus far into our 7.5 year relationship (and almost one year of marriage), we are a fart-free couple. Never say never but we like to keep what little mystery we can.

Around late July and gaining in intensity in the ensuing weeks, I start CRAVING fall. I have to physically stop myself from pulling out the fall decorations when it’s still 80 degrees outside.

Please tell me you called them out on that one!

Did all the smoking bother you, or were you just used to it? Just the thought of being surrounded by cigarette smoke in such an enclosed area makes me sick!

My favorite part of corporate speak is all the Unnecessary and Arbitrary Capitalization.

I think Mkatt was agreeing with you.

I mean, Teen Choice Awards = teens are the voters, not the award recipients. Betty friggin White won one a few years ago.

I get shamed by strangers for not speaking Spanish, and I’m not Hispanic—just biracial (African American and white). You can’t win.

I love it when people can perfectly illustrate the facts of a situation in a succinct and effective way, and you have done just that. Thank you, extremely well-put.

Twice now, I’ve had American/USAir tell me my standard carryon “will not fit” in their overhead compartments, despite the fact that it’s been my carryon for three years and has gone in the overhead compartments of at least 50 planes without issue. They also, of course, then charge me for my “oversized” bag. This…

Haha right. Also a great way to cause an accident.

NJ drivers are the WORST. Also have never heard of turn signals and think 6 inches is a reasonable amount of space between cars.