3. Jeah

And I just LOVE how some are surprised that the security guards pulled their guns on four physically overwhelming and highly intoxicated foreigners who were being belligerent and vandalized their property. Isn’t this why the security guards exists in the first place?

My understanding was that if a child is born in international waters, she is legally a pirate. But that could have changed.

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

In a nutshell.

“It. Has. Everything. Disappearing taxi drivers, roving games of criminals, and that thing where someone points a gun at you and demands your wallet and no one believes you.”

Huh. I wonder what they were doing instead if they weren’t being held at gunpoint. Going to Brazil’s hottest nightclub? Tell me more Stefon:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE. It’s not even 1PM on the west coast (where I am). Some of us work, and can’t stream the Olympics - we have to wait until NBC deigns to show us the events. Thanks for fucking ruining the outcome with a FUCKING headline, instead of putting the results after the jump. Ass.

My biggest accomplishment last night was drinking rose and eating cookies for dinner (no shame). A 19 year old is better at adulting than I will ever be.

Entirely disagree. That oxblood lipstick won the makeup gold by like 100000 points.

What the fuck is wrong with people? She hasn’t been sour, she’s been serious. It’s a serious endeavor. She’s a THREE-TIME gold medalist in TWO Olympics. What the fuck have any of you done?

Vin Diesel is a charming nerdy guy who plays D&D, champions sci-fi projects, and whose first real project was a short film he wrote, directed and starred in about the challenges of being a multi-racial actor.

ahhh. let’s guess who that other person was:

Walking quickly and in a determined manner...

I’m not that familiar with Chicago, but here in New York City that’s pretty much everyone...

Additionally, holding your backpack in front of you is a great way to avoid having things stolen from you.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

That’s also gross. The only ones getting away with that live in oblivious social bubbles.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.