Arts and farts and facts?

I hear Eddie vedder singing it

Well, picking locks is in his skillset, so that’s something...

Well Negan’screw seems to be taking him but also HOW DARE YOU

That's what I thought too!!! What did I miss!

It wasn't even a real cliff-hanger ending, the episode just kind of stopped. Why couldn't this one have been 90 minutes instead of the Morgan backstory one?

Depends on the pigment of the shooter’s skin. They could just be mentally ill.

My big sister wants us to get sister tattoos, which seems fairly legit since it’s not like we’re going to stop being related to each other one day. However, I am lazy and generally opposed to both needles and commitment, so I’ve told her that if she can find one that I like, is generally unobtrusive, and she pays for…

“And how is everyone infected?” I don’t think this is clearly addressed. In season 2 when they were at the CDC, I think Dr. Jenner was trying to establish the origin of the epidemic, but could not even determine what kind of bug it was (virus, bacteria, etc), let alone how to kill it or how it spreads. We now now that…

And being meh, or whatever, about Nicki Minaj

*signs up for farmersonly.com*

Would you be anti-condom if you found out your parents almost used a condom to prevent you? or anti oral sex? Anti abstinence? That makes as much sense as being anti abortion for the reasons you described.

Sometimes I want real Mexican, sometimes I want Chipotle. I don’t pretend there’s any crossover between the two.

I’ll miss the chicken tetrazzini woman

such a great god damn band.

All the best insults are. The truth hurts when it’s pointed out by other people.

I start every sentence with “You know me, I'm emotionally unstable and cry at everything”

I’m a bit flummoxed at a world that can still think a woman’s body belongs to her husband and also has the internet. Like, yes I know there are whackjobs that still think that way? But I still feel like they shouldn’t exist in the same reality as technology.

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”