I’m really disappointed that Jezebel is rubbernecking a woman’s sexual history.

I just spat food across the table at that one!! You evil genius!

😇😇 butter wouldn’t melt! Adorable!! Thanks for the pics 😘😘

Ya it’s that unmistakable mix of hope and desperation.

The black and tan dog’s body language leads me to suggest you are getting his attention with some kind of meat product for the photo? Am I right?

Market’s gonna do what the market’s gonna do

Well then, stop giving them glitter and glue guns!

She is the personification of both the ‘skinny is the only way’ aesthetic and the ‘look at me omg I eat SOOOOO much, I don’t even try to look like this haha!’ persona. It’s not really weird, she has internalised the message that fat is ugly. Awful life to live.

Sideshow bob wig.

Perhaps that perspective is what actually “minimizes the act of rape.”

That mis-understanding thing though. As if you’re not smart enough to figure it out! Grrrrrrrrrr

You’ve literally hit the nail on the head. The only person it wouldn’t help to jump back in bed with her is you! It would only be handy for everyone else if you’d act like a fake bitch and smile when you see her, while bitching about her when she wasn’t there. And WHO THE FUCK has time for that shit in their lives!!…

Yeah it’s absolute nonsense that you should be pressured to put it behind you. How could you trust her again? I had something similiar when I moved out of a house and my best friends boyfriend (who lived there rent free without contributing to bills because he was ‘only staying a few nights a week’ - he stayed 5/6…

Good luck. I feel you on this one

She is the kind of person that inspires violence. May she forever have an eyelash turned inwards. May she never notice there is no toilet paper until it is too late. May there be heavy traffic every time she is in a taxi. May there always be a deepish puddle that she cannot avoid that will definitely wet her socks and…

Where are you from, if you don’t mind me asking?

Ask the person you like the most can you join in one day instead of asking the whole group if it makes you nervous!

Yes. I ask questions like this. I think it’s because I went to a tiny college very far from home for all the students, so if you didn’t invite everyone everywhere everytime, you were a dick. HOWEVER when I lived in England this was apparently the weirdest thing ever. I would be eating lunch with my colleagues, they…

Event it. Go to a concert for a band you both like, see does she want to go surfing/hiking, flea market on sunday and get icecream and bargains. Lead in with the ‘oh hey, I’m gonna check out *EVENT* on Sunday morning wanna come? Then when she’s not looking tattoo #bestie on her forearm.

Get outside for your ceremonial slide tackling lady.