“Dragging sex work out into the light of day is bound to — eventually — save lives, lift a whole lot of women (and men!) out of poverty and its accompanying socioeconomic disadvantages,”

Would you look at the wide open, electricity line free area in the photo that these geniuses chose NOT to burn their books in. Look upon your future leaders, England.

No I live in Ireland so I’ll just default on the payments, allow repossession to happen and it’ll be the bank’s problem then. Although obvs I’ll free the sharks first

Fuck. Me. Thank you twbb for these Frightening Friday Facts. May you have a peaceful and non-litigious weekend.

Wow! Justice is blind I thought but clearly not. So (and if this is turning into billable hours you can tell me to GTFOH) is it only against businesses that juries can just make up a sum to award? Or, just to give a totally plausible example, if my neighbour’s kid falls into my backyard sharkpit that I neglected to…

Hiya twbb. You sound like you understand what’s going on here. How in the name of god did the sum of $185,000,000.00 come about? Does the person bringing the claim just decide how much they want to ask for or is this figure somehow calculated from some insane formula? How can this lady ask for more money than she…

Sadly not, that poor tiger is drugged out of it so ignorant tourists can get their stupid photos and touch a wild animal without having to show it an ounce of respect. It makes my blood boil.

If ONLY your gut was self cleansing.

Position of No.1 Nessie Hunter suddenly available . . There’s more than a touch of serendipity here Highfalutin.

False - bears need beets. Beets need bears. Battlestar Galactica.

I prefer ‘rapture ready’

Brilliant!! What about you, any street art to own up to?

That’s a lovely observation. There is a cliff overlooking my city with a patch of bare rock on it, and every now and again people go to it and paint it, usually in our county colours before a match. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to do it but never had a good enough reason, but a few months back we had our marriage referendum so…

This made my day! Bullshit well called, Mr/Ms Facts.

And yet - she probably thinks she is enchanting because it is rose petals and not, just to pluck a randon scatterable option, chickpeas she is throwing on the floor. That is right up there with the people who hold out money for you to take and whip it away at the last minute, which really really makes my blood boil.

‘I made him promise that he would love her the way I would want to be loved’. What a drip

This is an article that highlights an important fact - there are things we are better off not knowing. As far as I know, I have never been cheated on by a boyfriend. As far as France knew, America was not spying on Hollande. We all thought pools were clean, inviting places until the CDC had to burst our bubble. Look…

Finally! An analogy everyone can understand!

It took you a really long time to spit out all those ‘I know of this person but I’m above knowing their name’-isms. In future, condense it! It’s boring as shit to read.

In a perfect world Mr Griffin, that is true. In the kind of world where you are drinking rum and dancing to Faithless at dinnertime, sometimes you don’t have many options. And sometimes that’s OK. Go in peace to love one another!