Starred for the excellent Neverwhere reference.

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

oh. my. god.

Target is just the best ever. Here’s another one of my favorite “boys” finds:

I love this. My daughter loves the color pink but she also loves vehicles, dinosaurs, and science. I usually just buy her clothes from the “boys” section and honestly I think gendering clothes for little kids is dumb, but I’m all for campaigns like this for girls.

THIS! ALL OF THIS!

This is the best thing ever.

"I think she likes sex already."

Erin, you have saved my life. This morning I realised that, to be able to properly make fun of Seven Shades of Shit, I was going to have to read it.

Oink, oink!

I can't stop watching this dog. I don't know why, but it just makes me giggle so much.

I would have loved for Dr. Phil to bring in like, Naomi Campbell. She'd walk in, hear the girls calling themselves hot, then point and laugh for a solid 5-10 mins.

Well, since I am clearly no better than these girls, I clicked that video and thought to myself, "Let's take a look at these supermodels, passing judgement on us mere morta—— wait. THOSE GIRLS ARE CALLING PEOPLE UGLY? THOSE GIRLS? Hahaha ok."

This ridiculous internet narcissism that has people thinking it is appropriate or good to demand that certain celebrities date while others are a terrible match is a sickness. It reinforces all the crazy "publicist setting up the dates" bullshit that makes celebrity a toxic environment.

All these people rushing to his defence. It's no secret in circles of Toronto that he's an arrogant letch. Firstly, for those who aren't in Ontario, we have something called Bill 168. IT holds employers legally accountable for ensuring action is taken for bullying, sexual harassment claims and that people are…

See, up until this morning reading these stories I mostly really respected and enjoyed his show which was my Sunday morning ritual but I'm not too blinded by that to be able to comprehend what I now learned about him. What is wrong with people?

Ebola wouldn't have been my first choice to fight the Wedding Industrial Complex, but it certainly seems effective.

Working theory: What if she's been reading a lot of Edith Wharton and just subbed in a snowmobile for a sled?

Um, so, I want that NASA Crew scoopneck tshirt for myself.

I think we have all twisted a non twist blender....