Honestly the fact that there’s not a stand-alone story really seals the deal that GMG is mostly just full of Cool Kids fighting over who can be the biggest THE DEMS ARE JUST AS BAD BURN IT ALL DOWN nihilist. Which is totes fine for them because when you’re a white gurl transplanted to NYC from Ohio State I guess it’s…

Non-skating Nancy Kerrigan?

How do you defend that, there are pictures of his wives with black eyes.

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

GAVE a 6hr speech? Nancy is still going. TBH this deserves its own story.

Calm down, you’re being hysterical.

Your feelings are legitimate and appropriate reactions to something of this nature.

on the other hand, she does look like the kind of person who takes a horse tranquilizer every morning just to get through her work day. So, uh, experience, I guess?

If you want to hear from Trumpanzees the NY Times has approximately 5 billion articles about them.

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

S Club 7!!! Forgot about them! I loved that group! Didn’t they have a show???

I would like to see them come out this time as a feminist punk\thrash outfit. A speed metal Pussy Riot, if you will.

I wanna be happy, but I still remember how Simon Fuller screwed over everyone from Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and my fave group S CLUB 7! SIMON IS GONNA MESS THIS UP.

So Balenciaga brought back plastic platforms just in time!

The original article is really badly written and makes nothing clear about this.

I had to read this sentence about ten times to figure out what the hell it was saying.

A powerful and devastating story that deserved a much better writer than Maureen Dowd. I kept losing track at some points, I thought maybe it was just me. What a structural mess.

No doubt, this is more a reflection of Maureen Dowd’s poor writing, but I found the piece very confusing, with details that were jarring and unnecessary (her father thinks she’s a reincarnated buddhist goddess?), and lack of other details that would have been helpful. Like, Weinstein is a fucking monster, we know…

Driving home, I flipped it by SXM Patriot and Hannity’s radio show was one. Figured I would see him crowing, which he was. He was going to commercial and he says “Tune in tonight for a special show and the important information that we will give you. We couldn’t tell you until now, but we knew about all of this, and…

Stupid + Cable News = Wolf Blitzer.