Actually what Ivana said is very wise — she’s filthy rich, why would she want to go into politics when she can just enjoy being filthy rich? I wish Trump thought about things that way. If I had that kind of money, the last thing I would want to do is spend time in conference rooms with politicians — I would be too…

They’ve shifted now to blaming Hillary Clinton for knowing him and Malia Obama for doing an internship with him last year. Because when a man is doing something horrible, it is always a woman’s fault, or many women’s fault, but it’s never his own fucking fault or that of the many, many men who knew he was doing this…

Industry creeps like Weinstein see all relationships with women as transactional affairs in which power buys access to their bodies. For him, that someone is well connected or established just means that the price of silence or “consent” will be higher, like say, an Oscar campaign. Famous women are by no means…

If you’re 64 and are STILL harassing women, then you’ve experienced the women’s liberation movement and several waves of feminism and learned FUCKING NOTHING.

Joke’s on them. She was always all about feminism, even at the height of her career. I think this pic is from 1999/2000:

“This story has everything...”

“I’m just a caveman, frightened by your modern world and giant steel birds....” Ha! The Jay-Z quote is gold, though. What a maroon!

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

Hi All,

“I was going to golf again today. But now....now...” /breaks down sobbing/

Actually the Trump-era conspiracy weirdos still blame Obama/Hillary for stuff.

I know you said “recent American hsitory”, but too many people aren’t qualifying Las Vegas with “recent”. So I’m just going to drop this here to remind everyone.

The NRA has power because of three things:

By YESTERDAY, the third video to show up on YouTube if you searched “Las Vegas Shooting” was a breathless “FALSE FLAG!” video. The. Third. Video. By. Yesterday.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/04/17

Yes. Which brings me to this little tidbit:

Bobby, your recaps manage to capture the intensity of my hatred for Megyn Kelly in a way I could never adequately convey.

I am so glad I don’t have to actually watch the show. This rundown is so much better.

“give them a chance to grow and live full and happy lives”