Saw a preview for a movie he’s “in”....he’s voicing the lead character in “Boss Baby” (animated movie with talking babies) and at one point his character says, “put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers.” I LOLed.

Depends if Duck Dynasty or that show about that freaky religious family busting out babies is on...

The only silver lining in that was the creation of “Not Ready to Make Nice” one of the best Fuck You songs ever written

What I love about this is that celebrities are not only turning him down, but are publicly recounting their experience of turning him down, so that we all know he keeps striking out.

I agree but it’s a little hard to wrap my head around the fact that performing at an inaugural and NOT considering that doing so would be perceived as support came as a surprise to Ms. Holliday. Woman, no. It’s tantamount to Aretha singing at a Klan Rally. Apology accepted, but you’re dumb.

Let’s all pause to appreciate how fucked up it is that agreeing to perform for the President is a lapse in judgement. It’s so insane that this is normal now.

That would be awesome. But there would be “technical difficulties” that would make Mariah’s NYE performance pale in comparison if a performer tries that. They will probably have snipers standing by just in case something like that happens.

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

My money is “I didn’t want those performers at my inauguration anyway!”

I’m so sorry:(

That’s even better considering 3rd Eye Blind played an event at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame during the GOP convention and spent a lot of time trolling conservatives while on stage.

The irony, huh? The 2nd Amendment people were always sooo afraid of losing their guns to liberals.

No joke. . . a house in my neighborhood that was listed for sale had a bomb shelter.

Please, please don’t do that. No president ruins or saves the economy, no matter what side of the aisle you’re on. And every predictive model I’ve seen is saying there’s at most a 20% chance of recession this year. Which is what I find most terrifying; that Trump will benefit from a robust and rebounding economy that…

i just wanna use up my savings now rather than be taxed on it or have him take it and put it in his personal bank account or be forced to give it to a middle-aged white man bc i shouldn’t have any finances or land

I used this joke before and it got buried so I’ll try it again here:

I don’t know what the end game and result is going to be here.

What’s terrifying to me is that I don’t know what the end game and result is going to be here. I don’t think it’s nuclear war because that isn’t in the interests of the oligarchs here or in Russia but I would not be surprised by a complete roll back of all civil liberties and looting and rioting. That I can see.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.