In fairness the eliminate vaccines would help culled the fuck out of the human population and give the environment a fightimg chance

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

How much money do we need to hire some Russian hackers to dig up the online sexual behavior of all of these right-to-lifers?

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

Maybe they asked for the list so they can promote them?

Cut to Trump tweet in 3...2...1...

But how do you expect him to run his businesses and still have time to watch SNL and twitter if you take up all his time with useless intelligence briefings. He’s got the title to save his name.

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At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

I’ll never understand why people disparage safe spaces, especially not the white dudes whose forefathers created private schools and the suburbs.

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

I’ll have you know that this stuff works quite well. Just the other day my supervisor was explaining that... well, she was saying something about numbers or whatever. I flailed my arms wildly and frantically screamed “WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!?” in her face. I am now CEO.

I love his implication that she can’t talk about how Putin executes journalists without bias because she’s a journalist. Who CAN, then?!

How do we even know that he got fired? Maybe in public, but he could still be working on the team and getting paid.

I’m pretty sure we’re going to end up with some kind of President/Oval Office reality show at some point. Something like “America’s Next Intern” where the winner gets an internship and enough money to pay off their student loans.

So, there’s not supposed to be any transparency in the process of the president-elect forming his cabinet. How is that even legal? Couldn’t someone on the staff refuse, get fired, and then take this to court? Assuming anyone on his staff still believes in, ya know, democracy.

Isn’t the Constitution, basically, a disclosure agreement between the government and the people?

Good Gravy. Where?!?!

Current mood.