Historically speaking, invading Canada has not worked out well for us.

That doesn’t really worry the rest of the world. We know it takes you a few years to turn up to world wars and he’ll be gone by then.

Historically speaking, invading Canada has not worked out well for us.

...the sinkhole doesn’t pose a threat to the White House or its employees.

Read the #hometovote too, was just inspiring. Best comment I saw said it was “like something out of Celtic mythology. A curse on generations of Irish women, which forces them from their homes at the hour of their most desperate need...So thousands of Irish women have heard the cries of their sisters, daughters,…

People, you have to stop voting for pets- it puts you in a HEARTBREAKING situation. It’s hard enough to survive the apocalyptic wasteland, but you will struggle even more to keep a pet alive. Can you imagine have to watch your poor pet starve to death? Or be eaten by marauders? Be sensible!

Vomiting but when you’ve vomited up all that’s left so your in heaving pain and all that’s coming up is some bile and mucus and you wanna die. And you know your body will just do it again in twenty minutes.

Brexit
An Interpretive Dance

The bodies under the bus go bump, bump, bump

All right, if you want to dance, we can dance.

Not to mention that they obstructed absolutely everything for the past 8 years. Selective memories piss me off.

“We took some unprecedented actions today due to the unprecedented obstruction on the part of our colleagues,” Sen. Hatch said in a statement. What does unprecedented mean again?

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

Oh I assumed she is pregnant. Thought I had read that a while back.

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Worth pointing out that “lies on the internet affect people’s manifest reality” is a systemic problem that women have been trying to talk about for years, to no avail.

White face? Thats milk to counteract the pepper spray she was hit with.

It’s not white face. Do you see the milk in her hand? If you are sprayed with pepper spray, mace, etc., you pour milk into your eyes. Please stop leaping to conclusions.

The n-word has a lot more weight and prejudice behind it than pussy does, but it is the same kind of misplaced outrage.