I want to hug you! LMFAO!

If I heard that, I’d hire you...but I’d want to call you something other than Crap.

Sorry to say but he’s right. Every single HR person I’ve met and HR major I encountered at school was the type of person you could tell wanted to go to law school but knew they were too dumb to handle it. I’ve been lucky in that the best jobs I’ve had a department person interviewed me besides HR, and it was clear…

I think this advice is more helpful than the tips in the article:

I’m going to be searching for a full time job again here in the next couple months and I can’t state it enough that I would rather put a bullet into my brain than go through this total f-ing horseshit song and dance that landing a job is.

How about, I want to make money for you, me, and the rest of your fucktarded cult of dipshits around here, so knock off the bullshit and let’s get to work?

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

That second picture is going to give me night terrors!

clean a smelly toothbrush???? arghhh!!!

Are you a sponge?

Good luck using the coffee machine to make non-sausage-flavored coffee ever again.

Also, they can have another coffee machine for the hot dogs and one for hot water.

Rice Cooker. Water and oatmeal in before morning ablutions, power on. scoop out finished oatmeal afterwards.

Eh. It takes me about five minutes of stirring on the stove to make oatmeal. I just have to worry about whether or not I put in too much brown sugar. Half a block is fine, though I should aim for a quarter.

The option I want is Aero, and they removed it after Win7. I like my transparent title bars.

I’m so, so sorry. That has to be the saddest thing I’ve read all day. Well, after Melania’s excuses...

We already know the answer to THAT one.