It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

If you can translate Berman's boozy drivel into English, please take a shot.

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

Whatever the case, it's almost certain that the NFL lied at some stage here, and that the league played a handful of its most loyal reporters in the process, suborning them into a smear campaign against a victim of domestic violence.

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

+6 the other way

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

If Notre Dame "stands apart," as the Times puts it, it's as a chronic bungler of sexual-assault accusations against football players.

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

(Crickets)

It should be; "In case of Resonance Cascade break glass".

The Ish thing annoyed me more than anything. Not because I thought it was bad (because, honestly, I thought that little side-story was a better one than the main game) but because it just represented a missed opportunity. An opportunity for a non-hostile area that isn't strictly tied to the story. Instead it was just…

Additional stats for Lefors:

You're suggesting that Janay Rice would alter her statement due to the immediate presence of a person who had beaten her unconscious in public before. Stretching it a bit, aren't you?

Yuengling? Go to hell and die.

Yeah, the button-holding stuff is annoying.