It’s a great game...for him to poop on

I always love how Ganon is always impressed by my efforts, or gives credit to my accomplishments. I think that is why he is my favorite video game Boss.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

Other than Star Tropics I’ve played 1-10 backwards and forwards so many times I can recreate them frame by frame if I close my eyes. This list just talked me out of getting this thing. The ones I was curious about playing are the ones I didn’t play much as a child and they are all ranked on the bottom 10.

Yeah, i got one of these for myself during the last promo and even though I knew it said 30 oz, I didn’t stop to consider just how large a container you would need to hold 30 oz. I have a minivan with cup holders galore and it’s too big for most of them. I actually laughed when I opened the box b/c of how big it is…

Yeah, i got one of these for myself during the last promo and even though I knew it said 30 oz, I didn’t stop to…

Damn! The guy’s just trying to follow the rules, and he gets punished for it. Everyone knows that in the NFL, celebrating is not allowed.

Even outside of the 20th anniversary, I think having crazier than normal designs on an island setting makes perfect sense. In the real world, islands are home to crazy evolutionary variants and oddities, which makes the Alolan variations a really clever way to experiment with that idea. Well done, Game Freak.

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

I’ve noticed a bit of a first world problem with games on an SSD. If I’ve just installed something new, and I’m still trying to get my head around gameplay and tactics, they sometimes show tips on the loading screen. Unfortunately, with the game installed on an SSD, you often don’t have time to read them before the…