My parents live at the beach in a house on a canal and I used to like to go out and sit on their dock in the middle of the night and look at the stars after everyone was asleep. One night I was sitting out there by myself and it was a particularly dark night with no moon or wind, completely still and silent, when I…

Running with your topic, I and the car full of teenagers I was driving around on Halloween once had our lives perhaps saved by a large Allah-sent raccoon.
We had a Turkish exchange student staying with my family for the year, and she and her friends wanted to go to this Halloween party. I volunteered to drive her and…

I live in New Zealand and my neighbor has sheep that say “meh” like they’re constantly underwhelmed by everything.

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

Keep your dicks to yourself.

If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

Great idea!

“It’s goooooooooone...”

I guarantee you that a child probably grabbed it and potentially chewed on it, then the parent discovered it and thought they were making things right by replacing it...they just didn’t realize it was the wrong vegetable! *Source - have had a public community garden plot and seen plenty of weird stuff.

Nope, I still feel bad for them. Nothing deserves to suffocate to death on a highway, even terror-mouthed slime-nightmares.

You’re a good enough friend to bake a cake but not rate an invitation? That seems odd.

Oh honey, Fox News is a bit further down the hall, to the right.

Yeah? How many people per day accuse you of being a man? How many laws are out there trying to keep you out of the correct bathroom? How many people disowned you for being a cis woman? (Nice list here: http://itspronouncedmetrosexual.com/2011/11/list-of-cisgender-privileges/#sthash.zBLeaNG5.dpbs)

It’s been a bad couple of days for Jezzie reactions. First this, then “I don’t care that Blac Chyna got revenge porn’d because I don’t like her.” Like, I don’t even read celeb gossip on this site and don’t give a flying fuck about her but she’s a victim of a CRIME.

Incorrect.

You keep on saying “mom.” The parent, Kori, who gave birth to the child (I did a little more research on this story), states themselves as “non-binary trans person.” Meaning, they probably don’t go by “mom.” You are assigning a gendered title they don’t identify with only because they gave birth. This story is way…

Good thoughts to these parents. All official documents have to do to accommodate intersex and non-binary people, is to include a box marked other. That’s it. And yet there’s so much fuss about it. Does the other box cause an acceleration in global warming? The death of the bees? Polar bears to spontaneously…

Damn, I can’t believe this comment section. No one is “forcing” anything on this child—that’s literally the opposite of having a health card without a gender on it. And the child won’t be hopelessly lost because no one told them what sex they’re supposed to be. It’s almost as if that’s how identity works!

My controversial opinion: Hermoine should have ended up with Krum. He was smart (tri-wizard champion, yo!), admired her for her brains, clearly thought she was beautiful before she had her “remove glasses and let down hair” moment, and they remained good enough friends that she continued to correspond with him after…