My father died of alcoholism. He is definitely an alcoholic and probably already has some stage of cirrhosis. I hope he dies of extraordinarily painful esophageal varices.

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

Dear Lord. A couple years ago there was a article on io9 asking if the rights that women have today could just be a temporary blip in human history. Sometimes that seems to be more and more likely. I’m so glad I won’t be having children to grow up in this world.

You’re not supposed to promote any product as a federal employee. I know bc I work for the feds.

From a Russian perspective - since women can still work in Russia, what’s the benefit of getting married there anymore? I just can’t imagine willingly entering into a binding contract where the other party was allowed to beat me whenever they felt the urge...

I just can’t even with evolutionary biology. It doesn’t make any sense. It’s not actual science. I have a Ph.D. in a scientific field and just llooovvveee when dudebros with a BS in Political Science (at best) mansplain all that shit to me.

Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with the first lady being a daughter instead of a wife in my opinion. In recent years it’s always been a wife but there have been plenty of times when the first lady has been the president’s mother, sister, niece, etc. The honorary title just refers to whoever the White House hostess is,…

It warms my heart to know that, in a few short years, it will no longer be difficult to explain why “Bati, bati,” was one of the funny arias in Don Giovanni, back when it was written.

There’s a painting of her in an attic somewhere that’s becoming more empathetic & decent.

There’s a great complaint on their website, that obviously the quality is “coming from China” with sewn-on underwear and zip ties, and if they were made in the US they wouldn’t have those problems. As though an outsourced manufacturing facility could just randomly decide to make changes to product features...smh.

Jesus she looks so scary in every picture. Its like her soul is rotting and the shell can barely contain it.

She reminds me of everyone I have ever known with an eating disorder. The hair, the skin, the posture, the batshit she spews like a machine gun — it all points to an undernourished body and brain to me.

I know look-shaming is frowned upon around these parts, but she truly is a hideous human being. Inside and outside.

Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

I notice that she - like her boss - seems to be incapable of speaking in full sentences. And usually their sentence fragments lack proper grammar and syntax. Yet the White House keeps putting her out there as a spokesperson. I guess that’s fitting for the bizarro world we’re living in, but it’s baffling all the…

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

is it me... or is that woman getting more and more demonic looking?

The items used to (and for all I know, still do - I generally buy used items from Ebay) come in wee flat boxes and nothing was attached. Maybe now items come in a more traditional (cheap) way - with little plastic ties attaching them to a cardboard backing?

I think part of the confusion is coming from her statement that she will not buy outfits attached to boxes. I don’t remember how the clothes came in the 90s when I had one, but I thought all kid things sold in a box came attached to the box, and then I thought maybe she meant something about how you put them on, but I…