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My then-five-year-old nephew ended up in the hospital with a very, *very* serious injury (think right on the edge of organ failure. A Lifeflight rode to a major medical university 150 miles away was involved) when my appropriately-aged cousin took him out for a ride on an ATV and left the kidlet unattended for

Every 3 months? That seems like an insane waste of their resources. Why not write you a script for a year?

They roll too easily and kids are like featherweights on them. My friendskids ride them and have been lucky (injuries but nothing life changing/ending) but I think they need to be regulated so no kids under 16 can ride them. Im not trying to be the mean old lady but the injury and death rates are horrific. I hope

They do know it very well. Make no mistake! It’s all on purpose.

For years, Republicans called Obama a socialist, communist and a fascist, without irony. Now we have a President who openly admires a murderous Russian dictator and acts like a tyrant, yet the Right says nothing. Where are all the Tea Partiers with their misspelled signs denouncing Trump?

The President of the United States actually said this “There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent?”!

I think he just figures in almost 6 years people won’t remember that as vividly.

It was good.

They are incompetent, but power-crazed, people who will pick all the battles. Add to that the hubris that they think they can win ALL the battles. I’m hoping they don’t win this one because DeVos will be a disaster for public education, but there are so many fronts on which to push back as we’ve been doing. It is

I saw this on twitter and I felt so many emotions all at once. Touched by the people coming together, sickened and saddened that this is happening in 2017 and then even more sickened and saddened that I’m not shocked by this. 2015 me wouldn’t and couldn’t believe this is our new reality.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

Is Body Attack the same as Body Combat? If so, that class is my jam! And it never gets easier.

The funny (i.e. terrifying) thing is that I can’t tell if that’s his real tweet or one of those photoshopped fakes. He is impossible to satirize.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

I love her so, so much. Pretty sure that I will never ever look at Sean Spicer and not see her now. (Definitely an improvement!)

Never, ever walk into a ramen shop in Japan. We have different table manners, and when eating noodles, the polite thing to do is to slurp in the noodles with gusto and noise. I imagine that it would drive you completely crazy to have a room full of people loudly slurping in noodles and broth.