Prolly assumes people don’t do the act because no one wants to do the act with her? That was mean. Sorry, (not sorry).

I read that as meaning Linda is one of those people who thinks sex for a woman is just a “wifely duty” — like having dinner on the table every night by 6 — and female orgasms are instruments of the devil. Only explanation for why she’d suggest anyone would rather pay thousands of dollars to undergo painful treatments…

I read that and thought, “Has she only seen the Omaze version of the ‘All of Me’ video?”

It took me several tries to even comprehend her tweet because “the act” is such a dumb phrase.

I could almost see saying shit like that, if you are completely evil, about celebs who use surrogates (though, again, you’d have to be a total scumbag to do that), but it makes no sense to say that about IVF unless that witch was trying to say Teigen is a lesbian and/or a beard.

“Depp, and Depp alone, is fully responsible for any financial turmoil he finds himself in today,” the suit read. If any of the above is true, it sure sounds like it to me!

take a stroll through her tweets, she definitely lacks a good foundation.

I have so many questions about this. Was he just... driving past them? How long did he watch these people in order to see them walk *blocks*?

If I knew the ash shooting cannon business was so lucrative, I really would have planned my adulthood differently

God, Johnny Depp has the same taste in art as a student in a first year art history course.

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

Having a good laugh at the troll on my comment insisting that I must be unemployed and ugly for daring to insult the photoshopping on Melania’s face.

“Which is exactly why we needed the Muslim Ban. I MEAN, Travel Restrictions.”

Exactly - To his constituents he comes off as a hypocrite, and to his opposition it looks like he botched Obama’s plan. Lose/lose.

It’s probably why he’s calling the operation a success.

So she is this tweet IRL?

I have a coworker whose husband has numerous chronic and expensive health problems (including cancer he’s currently receiving round 2 of chemo for, and uncontrollable diabetes due to a destroyed pancreas which is due to a form of scleroderma) - he’s on SS disability and she works 2-4 days a week as an hourly worker…

Sessions doesn’t have an ounce of Yates’s integrity. Not a goddamn chance in hell he would have done what she did yesterday.

They’re my definition of #couplegoals.

I almost had a panic attack:

Denzel Washington could win Best Actress and I would still be like “ah, yes, excellent choice.” I mean..... Denzel. *swoon*