And they are delicious :)

“Which is exactly why we needed the Muslim Ban. I MEAN, Travel Restrictions.”

Exactly - To his constituents he comes off as a hypocrite, and to his opposition it looks like he botched Obama’s plan. Lose/lose.

It’s probably why he’s calling the operation a success.

So she is this tweet IRL?

I have a coworker whose husband has numerous chronic and expensive health problems (including cancer he’s currently receiving round 2 of chemo for, and uncontrollable diabetes due to a destroyed pancreas which is due to a form of scleroderma) - he’s on SS disability and she works 2-4 days a week as an hourly worker…

Sessions doesn’t have an ounce of Yates’s integrity. Not a goddamn chance in hell he would have done what she did yesterday.

They’re my definition of #couplegoals.

I almost had a panic attack:

Denzel Washington could win Best Actress and I would still be like “ah, yes, excellent choice.” I mean..... Denzel. *swoon*

That is the perfect description with a little “soup for the soul” thrown in there!

haha I didn’t realize some of them were turned into TV movies. Her books are such a weird fucking combination of John Grisham and Nicholas Sparks.

The white lady who is forever changed by her encounter with the forgiving black healer? Fuck this shit.

You know, they are all legit teenagers (Millie will be 13 next month) but every single time I see them, I just say, “Awwww”, as if they are small children.

...Come closer so I can tell you a secret: SHE WAS DRUNK!

Oh how I wish I could just go back to childhood for the next 4 years.

“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”

Salma was born in a wealthy Mexican family, she has been full of privilege since always. All she has been saying here about her struggles when she came to work to USA are lies. Yes, she is an ass.

Re: Evan Rachel Wood, she wore a suit again and vowed to do so all award season long.

Or tropical vibes!! Which makes me think she really didn’t know she wasn’t on an island 😕😕

See, all this could’ve been solved by ‘Beach vibes.’ Khloe, let me ghostwrite your tweets.