Kill them with kindness, just keep saying no like you plan to, but keep it a cheerful, oh, no thank you, or I’m just not interested, and don’t say anything else, that gives them an opening.

Fellow Jezzies, I need some advice.

So I tried to discuss the very disturbing events of the past wk of Trump administration w/ my husband. Here’s the (very short convo):

Nothing to share, but I decided to learn to crochet. As a non crafty person, I just want to put some energy into making something to offset the energy spent grieving the things we are losing.

Yup, immigrant here, my country had the pleasure of suffering through a 21-year long dictatorship backed by the US. It ended when I was 5. This is hitting too close to home for me as well. I hope Democrats storm the midterms and take control of the House and Senate. It’s the only way to resist this.

I checked and noticed that my one year exercise anniversary was January 16. I’ve been able to keep this up for one year. I feel good about that. I’ve noticed a change. I’ve gone down a few clothes sizes and I have more energy.

Tears of joy:

hello. i’ve been crying all day. this is so shitty. i have some cousins in a camp in syria and they were hoping they’d be able to get here but i guess not. i’m home alone, i’ve been crying on and off (the protesters at JFK really make me cry and i love them all). i’m cooking something to remind me of home and trying…

Demi Lovato. I remember that Reddit thread. And people STILL buy that shit from her lmao.

I know this happened to Megan Fox

It was Demi Lovato, to be exact. I know I’m sourcing Reddit, but I’ve heard it elsewhere, FWIW.

Demi Lovato all the way lmao. Fraud.

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

I was drugged in college and the last thing I remember is my friend screaming at the guys following us to leave us alone before totally blacking out. After two beers. The photos from the night are not things I remember doing. Being fully clothed and speaking coherent sentences doesn’t mean she wasn’t drugged.

Aren’t they doing a Debbie marathon today?

Starred and appreciated even though not all of these are shade.

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

I would disown my child for my own peace of mind.

Folks - surprisingly not ALL of their lines are busy. I’ve been going down the list. Key words: Conflict of interest, midterms, pay-for-play.

YO THIS MADE ME SO MAD I CAN”T EVEN TELL YOU. After I found out just how much she donated to my senator ($49,800 MR GARDNER), it prompted me to call his office, to which ALL of the lines went either to a full voicemail box or to an answering machine, despite only being 3pm here in Colorado.