I went in 2009. I’ve never seen anything like that before. That many people, starting that early in the morning, singing call and responding with “yes we can” and “yes we did.” I saw much of DC that day (accidentally got barricaded in SE after walking from SW hotel and had to go up and around capital to get back to…

Schadenfreude is almost definitely literally the only thing keeping me from crying right now. I look forward to all of the buyer’s remorse we are about to see. I don’t think they realize that sticking it to the left is going to mean they’re fucking themselves over at the same time.

They will not ever, ever accept any responsibility for this.

fart every time you leave your desk.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

Trump has the crowd in the palm of his hand!

Can’t wait for the tweet “We had the biggest crowd for the inauguration! Shame on ABC and the LEFT MEDIA trying to say otherwise! Sad!”

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Throw a punch to two?

No the crowds are HUGE. They are all just wearing white with white hoods. They are all gathered in the center.

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

I would lop something else off.

Par-rump-a-pum-pum?

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

He’s gonna blame it on the rainy weather.

Suppose we threw an inauguration and nobody came?