I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

The Trump kids will probably have a real castle.

Trump children don’t play on playgrounds, they compete in the stock market in their spare time, and he with the most winnings gains a few moments to chat about business prospects and a small business start-up loan from the patriarch as a prize.

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

You had me up to the “spending money on education” part.

I have ‘WWRSD?’ tattooed on my arm.

So how long before Trump meets personally with Rob Schneider?

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

I’ve already got friends in DC being paid to be seat fillers (and some who turned down the money so they wouldn’t have to attend).

woah — cannot unsee

A good friend requested 4 tickets a few weeks ago from the lottery run by our congressman and was selected. He has no intention of going and despises Trump.

Hm, I know it’s mostly junk science, but could we get one of those handwriting analysts to give this a whirl?

Here’s the gigapixel pano from Obama’s 1st inauguration.

Look at all the *anger* in that signature...

I guarantee you, they won’t have aerial or long shots of the “crowd.” It will be close ups made to look like big crowds.

I have a friend who requested tickets months ago when it seemed like Hillary was a sure thing. She received them last week. She’s still going to DC — for the march — but her family of 5 will not be at the Inauguration. I wonder how many other ticket holders won’t be there.

And his official photo is creepy AF.

Tennessee is floating a law to disallow soda and ice cream from being purchased with food stamps. These same people were cheering that decision. It’s still BIG GUBMINT using YER TAX DOLLARS to control what people eat. (Though I am in favor of our First Lady’s lunch plan - and with regards to Tennessee if they want…

Yup, made the mistake of reading Fox News comments on facebook about it. Once again, teh ebil liberals destroy everything that is pure and good about ‘Merica. I guess the free market and capitalism aren’t that great when it comes to things they like? Maybe Der Trumpenfuhrer can give them a cash infusion and keep…

I read an awesome statistical analysis of Trump’s tweets and it’s a breakdown of when he writes his own and when he doesn’t. A fascinating study in the making of a sociopath: http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/