You had me up to the “spending money on education” part.

I have ‘WWRSD?’ tattooed on my arm.

So how long before Trump meets personally with Rob Schneider?

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

Curious to know how she worked those words into general conversation.

I’ve already got friends in DC being paid to be seat fillers (and some who turned down the money so they wouldn’t have to attend).

woah — cannot unsee

A good friend requested 4 tickets a few weeks ago from the lottery run by our congressman and was selected. He has no intention of going and despises Trump.

Hm, I know it’s mostly junk science, but could we get one of those handwriting analysts to give this a whirl?

Here’s the gigapixel pano from Obama’s 1st inauguration.

Look at all the *anger* in that signature...

I guarantee you, they won’t have aerial or long shots of the “crowd.” It will be close ups made to look like big crowds.

I have a friend who requested tickets months ago when it seemed like Hillary was a sure thing. She received them last week. She’s still going to DC — for the march — but her family of 5 will not be at the Inauguration. I wonder how many other ticket holders won’t be there.

And his official photo is creepy AF.

You remind everyone of a certain classmate in their past.

parthenogenesis and viviparous.

This is pointlessly, offensively wasteful. If you don’t have the dexterity to cut an avocado, how are you going to manage to get into the package? And why do you want more packaging?

If you lack the strength and dexterity to cut through an avocado skin, I seriously doubt you’re going to be able to open this packaging.

Usually I agree with you but they already sell peeled, sliced cow:

That only comes after the milk has been milked, homogenized and past your eyes. There are a few more steps from moo cow to the dairy cooler than picking the avocado and packaging it.