Well, she made a mistake.

Awesome hashtag. I would have taken it!! But then again, I’m not all that into wedding hashtags.

Are you trying to throw a hex on it?! Shut up and don’t speak again until 2016 is over.

Maybe he’s ill and doesn’t want anyone to know.

Really though, can you blame him for wanting to stay indoors until 2016 is over?

#passmeabottlemrjones

I really don’t think I can be mad at her like. If fools are willing to pay you $40+ to think of a fucking witty hashtag, let ‘em. That’s money for what she’s probably narrowed down to half an hour or less of time spent total, from first interaction with the customer to end. While she’s doing something else, to be…

I hear ya. I don’t really get the whole wedding hashtag thing either. I got married 4 years ago and it definitely was not a thing then. Somehow I still managed to find pics of my wedding on social media.

Tell your friend that nobody gives a f**k.

#mycatsbreathellslikecatfood

Hold my beer — I’m going to try my hand at this.

When I read the headline I though... “excuse me?” A couple can’t think of a hashtag and need to pay either $40 or &85 for one? If that’s the case, this couple I imagine is boring as hell, waste stupid money and belong to each other.

I’d rather have a wedding #hashbrown.

Probably she sold her soul when working for the NRA, Michelle Bachman, Todd Akin, or Pence, and being doomed to be the “Trump whisperer” is paying her due. She’s been soulless for a LONG time.

Just once, I want to hear something from her that makes objective sense and gives me some idea who she is and why she feels the way she does.

Everything out of her mouth feels like some elaborate simulated chatbot.

If nothing else it will get them prepared to build boats to escape the post-Brexit hellscape the country to turn into.

Counterpoint: Swinton (who may or may not be real, we may never know the truth) is the one who mentioned a fictional school in the discussion of reality so shit that ain’t real is fair game.

I’m all for using the metric system, but I gotta say I think Fahrenheit is worth keeping around. Celsius is better in many situations, but when I’m talking about how cold/hot it is outside, having a system that’s based more around the temperatures we’re likely to experience makes sense.

Barron made many appearances. His being the only child still in school probably has something to do with not making more.

They didn’t want to give anyone a chance to notice Donald and Barron have the same size hands?