Why people can’t admit that the two actors who got Oscar nominations for pretending to be in love can pretend to be in love convincingly is beyond me. 

Ughhhh like the bleached anus spewing filth that it is. 

What. The. Fuck. Document EVERYTHING. For fucks sake, he’s been harrassing you for the same length of time you dated for. That’s a red fucking flag that the moron cop should have understood. That level of “persistance” for a five month relationship? That’s pure control not pining for closure. Stay safe, and keep…

I had no idea she was on that. 

Ugggh I hadn’t realized. That’s disappointing 

When MeToo really got rolling my friend and I made a list of men that we desperately needed to be not guilty of sexual assault/harassment. As we are from Pittsburgh, Mr. Rogers was one of them. Thankfully I’ve literally never heard a bad word about him. The bubble of hopeful morality also contains Sir David…

Nope. And apparently it heard my bathmouthing and got it’s shit together. So there’s that at least 😂

Right? It’s the longest non-pregnancy I’ve ever skipped. It’s just insulting. 

The is the literal best and I may start saying this more often. If only in my mind. 

I raise my glass of non pregnant wine to you! I’m waiting on my stupid period that I skipped so I can get cleared to try again. It’s a nerve wracking process but don’t get discouraged or let it become a chore. Enjoy the baby making process as best you can. Though I wish there was a process to fast forward through…

Thankfully it was 100% contained by the car seat. That was a goddamn miracle. 

Oh I do too. But Calabrian chili I lick off of the individual packet after I add it.

If you ever want to make your own please try this recipe. It’s labor intensive, but it’s one of the best things I’ve ever made.

I will correct you on one thing. Calabrian chili paste > samba olek. It’s come to me through some blue apron meals and dear god do I love it. We had some mixed into a cheddar and broccoli quiche last night and it was heavenly. I think the difference is a lack of a vinegar tang that pairs differently. I’ve also had it…

Hugs hugs and more hugs. I also don’t know what I’d do without this thread sometimes. 

This. Fucking. Week/month. First off I was supposed to get the HSG scan to ensure that my fallopians are open after my etopic back in October. After two completely to the day cycles this month I’m 19 days late. I’ve at least started spotting so hopefully I’ll get the full thing soon but fuck is it pissing me off. I…

I’m working on my very first quilt for my best friend’s baby shower . I just completed square 1 of 15 (that have appliqué). It’s a bit rough but hopefully that just gives it charm? Maybe? All put together it will be a landscape of Dino’s on green squares (that photographed gray 🙄) and blue sky with clouds and pteroda…

All the best to you! What a crazy situation. Take it easy and do exactly what you said you would and don’t let family take advantage. Get well soon!

I’ve been pregnant twice and I knew both times for sure before testing positive. I didn’t even have clear symptoms and wasn’t trying for the first, just laughed till I cried and kept crying so I tested. Second time put all the pregnancy scares of my youth into laughable perspective. My boobs were so sore I didn’t want…

Uuugh I had to attend a wine and cheese after work while pregnant. It was torture. Wrap that Brie and bake it. My fave is with raspberry preserves in there or carmelized onion.