See I thought he was raised BAC vs adult converted. I guess I was wrong. And then you made me second guess if I’d lumped it all together during the crazy tweeting spree of early trump when I was on there most. Turns out you were right and not one political word I could find. Not even about kids in cages. That’s such a…

I follow a lot of them on Twitter and all that I do openly LOATHE Trump. The restaurant industry is full of immigrants and children of immigrants and many skewered him for his take on this in particular. Pretty much every chopped judge, Ted Allen, Alton Brown, etc have posted numerous take downs.

Eh. There was video. It was a dissappointly lame punch.

Agreed. And props to the Alien franchise for doing exactly what you said. 

So where does your monster fall on this highly scientific chart?

Congratulations! IT IS STRESSFUL. I just got my positive a week ago. That two week wait is HARD. 

It fades for most people. I would imagine mine is probably a combination of my darker skin and possibly hormone issues. I think I read that women with PCOS tend to get them. 

It’s the linea nigra. It’s always there and darkens from white (linea alba) to brown from the hormones during pregnancy. For me, mine was lightly brown and visible for my entire life and then got a bit darker.

Oh I imagine they had a great amount of outrage and trauma over the scandalous thing they only heard about. 

I’m so sad they missed that moment and you missed them freaking about about it. 

Yea this is true. My mom kept telling me to “get out and walk” after giving birth. But it made me bleed because I truly wasn’t ready. She finally got it when I told her that the extra day we spent in the hospital wasn’t for the baby, it was to check me. 

Oh I feel like it’s well known now. And yea, I think of my poor grandma who had zero clue what was going to happen in birth since she was undereducated and her mother told her nothing. Walked in there with no idea. 

Yea I actually feel like there’s an overemphasis on “babies destroy your vag!!!”   

Tell her to read “Ina May’s guide to childbirth” it’s a little crunchy and favors natural (but doesn’t shame drugs).  Very informative.

BRING A BLANKET (one you don’t care about) and a comfy robe. Hospital blankets are the worst and hospitals are cold even before you’re shaking from adrenaline/meds.

Yup. I’ve got a rectocele from weakening of the wall where my “guided tear” aka sort-of-episiotomy was done. It’s basically part of my bowels trying to push through my vaginal wall. Prolapse isn’t as scary as all that though. The doctor said almost all women have some level and many will never see or feel any…

Yep. The spinning if I recall correctly. The epilogues are my favorite because some of the endings of those episodes would be so much lamer if he’d actually had to film the stories with the endings to code. 

I immediately googled the style to see. So cool looking. 

Just some context for the changes in Hitchcock’s Rebecca, the Hays decency code presented him from filming the book’s version. Movies were not allowed to let murders get away with their crimes. In fact, in many episodes of Alfred Hitchcock presents he skirts this rule by only having the characters face reprocussions…

Agreed