Yea I’m gonna need to taste that. Try a dash of soy sauce sometime. Way tastier than you’d expect. 

My daughter requested a “superhero Cinderella” cake theme for her 4th birthday this week. I learned that sideways drawing is MUCH harder than my usual cookie work. But I did get the blue icing pretty smooth and the cake was pretty damn level for once. 

They’re looking for sentimental new moms to vote pro-life. 

They’ll get by on #thoughtsandprayers

I thought that too, but here’s what I think they thought. They need voters. Hit the new mom with pictures of dead babies and they think she’ll be moved to vote against abortion cause she can’t bear to imagine her newborn suffering that fate. Remember that they don’t really think someone who is a loving mother already…

I think it’s less about shaming and more about how a statement like that appears to devalue a person beyond sexual worth. And it’s not very respectful of the other person’s privacy. 

I swear the 2000s warped the concept of granny panties for people who graduated high school during that low-rise period. We had to explain to a group of guy friends that granny panties are only those which cover the belly button. They were referring to anything remotely higher cut as granny panties. 

I saw this in the store and sent a picture to all my friends asking “who wants to be Cher for Halloween?” It was dead on.

Right on. Also I doubt RDJ is as flippant about his own past addiction. 

Idk if you watched LOST but they definitely didn’t plan ahead. It was the downfall of the show because they wrote in to much craziness and got muddled. I fully believe that’s exactly what this was. 

Exactly. Not to mention it took till season 3 for the nude scene which implies she had a long period of filming before it was sprung on her. It easily might not have been in the show contract.

UGh been there. Our first apartment was in a wooded area and had mice. Management told the girl across from us it was because she had a cat so I knew they wouldn’t be helpful. I once trapped EIGHT in one rainy night.

Lol dead on. Plus celebrity history is full of anti-drug activists who were stoned out of their minds. And if those pictures above are any indication he’s one of them.

Well, if the last one isn’t a joke it may be a dog that isn’t spayed. Can’t pick up blood easily. Or it’s incontinent. 

You aren’t 

You and I could have such a great movie marathon.  

Hahah you beat me to it. 

“They make me fall down”

Except he’d be sending his KKK fragrance.

FUCK. I’d be fuming too. I don’t understand why people need to involve their kids in their hangups. My mother had a late in life pregnancy and never bounced back to her formerly athletic self. So all we heard were her sisters and her talking about their fatness. Or warnings about our poor eating. Or telling us to suck…