Haha I was close! I won’t forget now, the S stands for Scientology.

This was always the rumor about Jessica Simpson’s virginity.

I believe they combined Elizabeth Moss and Peggy Olsen.

You’re thinking of Elizabeth Moss

Hahah thank you for this. I never got the chance to pause and read them all for this one. Hilarious.

Omg. Shut it all down.

Just the runner-up.

Her?

Yup. First thing I thought was goddamn it they played right into the Lolita’s vibe

Also the cameos.

I hope he’s as good as he seems. That relationship with the woman who was homeless always made him seem so genuinely wonderful.

Hahaha she always calls out the names (or attempts to) and I get to go “turnip!”. It’s a quality song.

I love Benefit’s Browzings

Oh those fabrics are GORGEOUS. (Also the cat)

Aw I love Puffin Rock. I was kinda sad that my kid grew out of it. I sang along every time. Had a less 80s David the Gnome quality to it.

Oh that song is CATCHY.

The live raffi concert cd will always have a special place in my heart. Just the best.

The creature report song from Octonauts is the best. Even if I can’t really sing the rest of the lyrics because they change. In the car though I have a usb of like every Disney movie song and my three year old and I sing together to that. I kinda play some of it for me though. I’ve been known to sing embarrassingly…

I’m so sorry for your loss.

It sounds more like he knew what he could get away with in the workplace and groomed her. Once that was lifted he was free to be as creepy as he wanted .