the guy in the free candy van is not legit.

$1900 is lawn-mowing money. tough to get a convertible around here for that price that wasn't brought to you by sawzall.

it's all fun and games until they try to kill you:

they did hit one homerun, but lots of strikeouts.

if you've spent the last couple years screwing your high school volleyball coach, you already have the advantage

plus you can't hear anything from all the banjos playing! j/k southern stereotypes are funny c'mon!

Give us like three bad seasons with no QB play, and 90% of this fanbase is GONE.

you missed out on a good time by not talking to any of them.

Vikings babies are best babies - GO PACK GO!

OK can we get the 1975 F250 highboy next?

that's what they guy had planned for after the prom.

"mom, can you come pick me up from prom? i kinda effed up the helicopter. no, sheila took off with some other guy. she was pissed about the whole powerline thing... i know, right?"

very difficult to shoot a rifle with a helmet on if it has any kind of scope. red dot type sights are better but it's pretty much impossible to get your cheek down on the stock.

well cherrio then! or whatever haha

chicago also near the top of the list for the best cities to get stabbed

the hell if you are going to steal our water!

they guy in the grey truck also deserves kudos for handling the situation like a boss. although i'm guessing he's in need of a new seat cover now.

i hope you never get to meet my arch-nemesis - mr shin splints. but you probably will soon if you haven't already. im so sorry!