in soviet-controlled ukraine, missle blows you! or something to that effect...

even when the ranger was still around, the f150s got a decent boost in MPGs with the modular engines and all of a sudden they didn't make much sense. the 4x4 4-liter didn't get much better mileage, at the cost of a lot less space.

this is racing! going in circles on pavement for hours on end is boring as hell.

nothing better than a perfect weld

i do believe they are getting sued for lost value if i remember correctly

so like playing russian roulette? i get it!

wow if they drove it 80 miles at redline i'd say keep the damn thing

not only is it easier to do this while in the shop with the transmission in neutral, you also avoid having the owner come back with all the bullshit claims against you, which you now have little defense against whether they are valid or no.

father-in-law got us a subscription to triple A for christmas, now i don't worry about any of that shit anymore. its great.

wtf they were ducks not baby humans

she's even practicing throwing her panties out the window (for the far-future when it is appropriate to do so of course)

just an example. but even better cars have problems. theres lots of videos of high-speed chases where more performance-oriented cars lose it even going straight down the freeway.

exactly - basically no one understands that at those speeds, you can't control your car if you have to make any kind of move other than straight ahead. especially your piece of shit 1993 GM shitbox 4-door. maybe supercars can handle it, but that's it.

sphincter-pucker level= MAXIMUM

to sum up, basically if you want to get into a pissing match with your buddies about how many ATV's you can pull on your flatbed trailer, you can get a dodge if you want. if you are serious about work, you have to buy a ford.

i wouldnt mind a piece of kaleys backend amirite guys? guys? *brofive*

it's so clean people will be confused because it doesn't look anything like their creeper uncles shitty fiero.

How do you pack two patients that are infected with one of the world's deadliest viruses into a pressurized aluminum tube that is filled with healthy care takers and pilots for 12 hours and not get almost everyone infected in the process?

yah that's basically what keeps charlie sheen in the tiger blood. we're talking HUGE MONEY in syndication.

when i was in college i had this red towel. it had one use. because my GF was insatiable during that timeframe. i never wondered why, just buckled down and did my job.