One of the most insane things about “Dark Shadows” is that it aired in the afternoon, every day, like other soap operas, but it was the late 1960s so “Dark Shadows” seemed like perfectly normal daily daytime programming. I mean, not really, the network knew what it had on its hands, but still. My mother was absolutely…

Poor sad turtle has no one to play with...

Bet Ted Cruz would love to have you come over for soup and to show you his fingernail collection.

The irony is that Mass. used to be full of roundabouts, or “rotaries” as they were called, but they started getting rid of them because no one could seem to figure out how they work.

My early 20th century neighborhood in Ohio has two roundabouts within two blocks of the house I grew up in. I swear you’d think people were being asked to drive in a different language or something.

I’m in the US and my town has 4 recently-built roundabouts (with 2 more on the way) and it’s been... not great. Mostly because people are idiots. It’s like they come to this unfamiliar circular piece of road and everything they know about how to drive just vanishes from their heads. Most people come to a complete stop…

Oh I can assure you, drivers here can’t figure out roundabouts either, and there are a fair number in older towns like in DC.  For all the noise we make about cars, we’re shit drivers.

LOL! We need a comic strip based on someone who gets superpowers but has no desire to fight supervillains or crime. He/She sells their services to deal with disasters, accidents, and situations like this! The most pressing thing is dealing with life issues (spouse, children, in-laws, etc.) and financial issues (receipt…

Superman extends a field around things that he lifts which support them and keep them from breaking apart. This is why, in the comic books, Superman can lift more than Hulk even though he’s not as strong as him. #comicbookphysics 🤷‍♂️

My husband’s workplace is overwhelmingly male and blue collar, and hoo boy is there a lot of fragile masculinity over there. So when his employer arranged for everyone on their worksite to get the Moderna vaccine at work, a lot of the guys he works with said they weren’t going to. But the funny thing is that when the…

“getting the vaccine would show that they’re weak and afraid.” Aren’t they aware that everyone already knows that they are weak and afraid because they need to carry guns with them everywhere? Beta-cuck says “what”?

It makes total sense.

Sometimes I wonder if I am too hard on people and that is why I am still single.

Well I googled it from the T-shirt: MMAMCV is “Millions March Against Mandatory Corona Vaccination” Lovely straw man they’ve got there. The second bit it just 2021 in Roman numerals, which kudos for the design choice I guess.

See, situations like this is where Superman comes in handy - not to battle Darkseid or invading armies or Batman or whoever, because how often does that happen? But for logistical emergencies around the world. He could take care of this pretty quickly.

If these dudes were only endangering themselves, I’d call it evolution in action and move on with my day. Unfortunately, they will act as disease vectors which will prolong the pandemic and cause needless deaths. My only comfort is knowing that they will be banned from being maskless in certain spaces if they can’t…

Republican men are gonna feel like real man when a male nurse such as myself is sticking a catheter up their urethra. Then wipe down every inch of them every day.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Don’t forget to include those who harbor the delusion that owning such weapons will dissuade the government from attacking them, uh, for some reason. The same government that fields the most technologically advanced and deadly armed forces on the planet.

As someone who grew up surrounded by woods when I was young and now lives in Nyc, once in a really bad neighborhood early 00's. I HAVE NEVER ONCE THOUGHT I NEEDED A GUN TO BE SAFE. Fuck all of those paranoid asshats with a gun fetish. Idiotic pansies.