The TV and movie industry needs a real life Sexual Harassment Panda to go around and let people know not commit sexual harassment.

A Goth Club....for adults....all-black dress code.....expensive membership dues.

The guy from Zero Punctuation once said all I can do is die in a position that confuses future archeologists.  Yep!

We lost Pa in the Great Hotdog Blitz of 93'...

Once this syrup hits 35 MPH... you’re gonna see some serious shit.

My only goal in this life is to die in a way that can be described as comically weird. 

Not to mock the dead at all, but imagine telling your kids.  Mommy died when all the molasses in the city drowned her.  Its such a comically weird way to die.  Its like being eaten by your cat.

Creepy Corporate Cover-up Factor: The tank would leak so much that the locals would scrape up the oozing molasses and put it into jars to take home. When the parent company was warned of this, they decided not to fix the leaks; they had the tank painted the color of molasses instead.

Drowning in molasses sounds absolutely terrifying and sweet

Octopuses aren’t the only blue-blooded animals. Horseshoe crabs also have blue blood. Actually, horseshoe crabs are not crabs or even crustaceans - they are more closely related to spiders.

They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

Remember when everyone became chord cutters because they didn’t want to pay for channels they don’t watch and then every provider siloed their content to a collection of subscription services instead. The transitions made by Adobe, Microsoft, Cricut, and probably more requiring that cloud subscription. While there may…

Automakers are finding that it’s cheaper to build a vehicle with a single configuration rather than designing and optionally swapping in a larger vs. smaller touch screen, a GPS chip on the infotainment computer, and the ADAS camera+radar looking out the front of the vehicle.

I’m not even counting “platypuses are one of only three monotremes aka egg-laying mammals” or “platypuses are one of very few venomous mammals” because, while fun, they’re fairly well-known.

The turtles breathing through their butts one is currently a top five conversation piece in the Buck Buck McFate household. It’s finally gotten warm enough to where we can hike near some creeks, and I’ll ask little McFates (ages six and three) to look for turtles awakening from hibernation. Then one of them gleefully…

Japanese culture is plum-full of archaic sexism. 

you have to remember that those aren’t pores. No, ted cruz is made up of millions of microscopic impacted anal glands.

OK, I thought we had an agreement, really more of a social contract at this point, NOT to show close-ups of Ted Cruz’s every pore. How can we represent the “decent” party when we commit internal crimes like this?