Why oh why did I click on that video? Hearing Giuliani say the word panties about 4 times has made me as nauseated as that close-up photo of Cruz you guys posted last night.  

Seriously, it’s time for this “cancel culture” to get to work.  Fuck this dirt bag.

Can’t wait for all the celebrities who have defended him’s “knowing what I know now, I regret working with him” statements....

You only need to watch his Oeuvre from the very beginning. Watch the amount of times in the beginning of his film career where there’s a joke about how young, very young women. I always thought that these sort of references had only occurred recently, since the accusations became louder. Then I was shocked on watching…

Setting aside all of the evidence, you only have watch some of his films to know that he's (I'm going to say gross for legal reasons). There are a lot of middle aged men creeping on barely legal women. In one movie, he has Kristen Stewart lace pink little girl socks and Mary Jane shoes before she sleeps with Steve…

Also, Allen’s movies are boring, contrite, overwrought, and pedantic. I have no idea why everybody puts him on his pedestal.

Yup. There was a family photo in the documentary where Soon-Yi was wearing an oversized t-shirt and shorts. She looks like a child. She dressed like a child. She was a child.

The comment about “Woody Allen the steamroller” (as opposed to the public image of Allen as a neurotic) reminds me of how Orson Welles absolutely pegged him for what he always was decades ago.

This. The guy has SHOWN who he is. Ending up with a child you met when she was twelve is the creepiest goddamn thing in the world, and only a creepy creepy creep would be capable of it. That’s even leaving out the fact that he was supposed to be her goddamned father. If someone shows you who they are, believe it.

I have NEVER understood why he is lauded as some genius auteur. I, since I was a child found him repulsive and scary. I couldn’t understand why it was believable that beautiful, very young women would date him in his movies, and why anyone thought that was a story that made sense. In my opinion, the reason why several…

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Yeah, all of his films are pretty much, “They can’t get enough of me! Young, old, young, young, younger, whatever... ME, the bespectacled nebbish with attractive characteristics...”

Does the series touch on the fact that Allen tells us repeatedly, in film after film, who he is? How many movies has he made now about a young, barely legal woman getting ensnared by a creepy old man (often played by Allen himself)?

Rudy? Is that you?

I also provide services. Can someone have her people call my people? I can make her money disappear just as well as anyone else. 

“You can’t fire me, and I’m too rich to need to quit. Instead, I’m just going to hang around the break room, eating everyone’s stuff out of the fridge, fucking up the microwave, passing gas and blaming it on others, and just generally making life as miserable as I can for everyone.”

Given it’s Loeffler, it’s probably another grift. Put some of her money in, get a bunch of conservative donors to kick in money, then funnel most of it out the side to companies owned by herself and her husband in exchange for nebulous “services”. 

I feel like this is news that would have shattered 2011.

These breakups are always hardest on the kids.

Time for me once again to complain to my friends (who absolutely do not care) about how I feel Daft Punk should have had an Oscar nomination for Tron: Legacy. In this essay, I will