Just from contrast I want to show Craig Ferguson in 2007 being great.

I was in my freshmen year of college when the Clinton scandal begin. My roommate and I did the math and realized that Lewinsky wasn’t a whole lot older than us, who were still basically kids. The realization that nobody was in her corner was responsible for crushing a lot of my youthful idealism and general faith in…

I’m always amazed that these late night shows maintain any sort of relevance. I’m well into my 40s and I’ve never watched more than five minutes of The Tonight Show, Late Show, or Late Night before flipping over to the Magic Bullet infomercial. The humor is dull even compared to the worst seasons of SNL and there…

I am embarrassed that I used to watch him, not that he wasn’t funny, but old clips of him being cringey keep being dredged up (they aren’t really missing, just forgotton), and he was also pretty awful, in so many ways.

Two words for all of you people who think this is somehow a new phenomenon for your righteous anger.

The Trumps are like aristocracy on fast forward. They have one “good” King (for the people who like that sort of thing) and then all that king’s sons and cousins and daughters-in-law automatically assume they will be as good as that king, simply because their name is Trump.

There are all sorts of rumors about what type of hold Trump has over Lindsey Graham. I don’t know the veracity of such claims. I just hope that we don’t learn that LG sold out this country because just he was afraid that he would be outed for engaging in something that is legal between consenting adults, that his…

Has there ever been a slimier little slug than Lindsey Graham? You’d think he’d be so exhausted, desperately scurrying around trying to be important and relevant somehow. Perennial sidekick to the schoolyard bully while always looking to see if there’s a bigger bully he can glom onto. 

Can we stop with the fantasy of working with these freaks? Establishment Dems are just so obsessed with Republicans putting their mask back on. So they can get back to what they consider reasonable debating. Aesthetics. Despite the fact that this is always what they were, but now the mask is off.

I find that comforting, even if it spells political doom. 

100%. They just wrote the blueprint for any future president to actively provoke reckless and violent chaos in their last few weeks in office bc there can’t be any accountability after they are no longer president. So says Moscow Mitch the bitch & his band of anti-democratic thugs. 

You joke, but the Democratic party does not have the political gene to pull this off. We simply do not have it in us to fall in line behind a cultish leader. We would fall apart debating the carbon footprint of chartering planes to Washington versus paddleboarding.

I've had shits that took longer.

Not only that, but the people that put those yahoos in office were the ones storming the Capitol. They have no sense of reality, a ton of anger, no foresight, a mob mentality, plenty of training in military and law enforcement, and a ton of guns.

Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial was way longer.  For lying about a blow job.

CALL THE FUCKING WITNESSES YOU COWARDS!!! Having testimony from Officer Goodman, Sicknick’s widow, etc, McCarthy, ETC.

Unreal how they caved after getting a fucking gift. Then this defeat lap afterwards where Raskin chickens out and then Pelosi makes an appearance...the Democrats are going to get shellacked next year…

It is annoying that the media is reporting this as “Senate acquits Trump”. The Senate didn’t acquit Trump. 43 Republicans acquitted Trump. Republicans Block Conviction of Trump should be the headline.

Man fuck Mitch McConnell. He delayed Trump’s trial until after Trump left office. Then he justified his vote to acquit on account of Trump having left office. He made a duplicitous plea to history to excuse his indefensible vote in a self serving speech. History will see through his gutless tactic and record him as a…

He will run, but it will just be a grift to get money to pay off all of the state and federal tax liens (you know, as part of the campaign). And they’ll give it to him, because...well, fuck.

Four fucking days. It took me longer than that to pay my last parking ticket.