The thing about Dolly you got to admire is throughout her illustrious career , she took grief about her looks and style and you know a lot of it had to hurt...but she kept on being Dolly. She kept singin’ and smilin’. For decades. And she’s still going! She’s still standing being who she is. Fan or not, you got to…

Because teenagers are idiots, maybe?

The best thing that can be said about Glee is that it ended before they could cover Hamilton.

Leftist threats of violence! It is OUR EXCLUSIVE RIGHT to decide our Representatives, not theirs!

Right wingers: “The Constitution is the most damned perfect piece o’ paper that ever did exist, I tell ya, and anyone who don’t agree can ggggggggGGGGGITTTTT OUT!!!!”

Stupid is as stupid does.

“Best out of five!”

Burn in hell, filthy traitor. (Flynn, not you, Ashley.)

It ain’t possible.

“We don’t accept the results of the last vote, therefore do it again so we can decide if we want to accept the results of a second vote!”

Thats why Trumps lawyers never want him to testify. On Twitter or Fox, its an opinion. In. a court of law it’s libel, or slander or perjury. Rudy can say “ Election Fraud!” All he wants outside of a court, but in the courtroom he is subject to having penalties applied.

Oh, and this just dropped:

Barr leaving the sinking S.S. Trump is really the last shoe. It’s a declaration that the DOJ is not going to side with Trump, which means there’s virtually no chance any other elements of the federal government – particularly the military – will do so in the event Trump tries to do anything too nuts.

I also imagine the rats wouldn’t be very happy about you falling into their nest, but if they fall on you they’d probably scatter.

The thing that tips me in favor of “rats falling on me” is that I think the rats are less likely to bite you this way. Like if you fall into a big pile of rats, you’re basically attacking them and they will defend themselves and you’ll get bitten and then you get to spend an hour or two thinking that the worst is over…

Porn in itself is political and I feel that if you’re making a smut game thats being marketed in anyway to the puritan United States, its definitely political. 

The second I heard Powell was fired I knew it was because she was negatively impacting Trump’s grift by siphoning off of Trump’s money directly into her pocket. There was no other reason I could possibly think of for Trump to fire one of the few flamboyantly batshit crazy attorneys that was willing to work for him. 

So, ‘We aren’t political, we are libertarians’.

There’s a reason the REAL lawyers quit, and it’s not the moral objections to overturning legally cast votes. They didn’t want to get paid on dated checks from never-heard-of oversea banks. Rudy is his election lawyer, you know he’s working for a pardon. The recounts and legal challenges are a smoke screen to trick…

I always love the “we didn’t know who they were” claim. Because the next logical question is “Well if you didn’t know who he was why was he notable enough for you to seek out to help promote your product?”