Tim Sweeney, who is probably celebrating the small victory of Apple slashing their cut from App Store developers making less than $1million in half, does not know when to shut up.

I have this incredible adoration for Michael J. Fox. When I was in my teens and early 20's, I fell in love with his performance in you-know-which-movies, so much that I actually used to love his barely-passable comedies like Secret of My Success and For Love or Money (hell, I still love The Frighteners, but it’s…

MJF has nothing to prove to anyone. He did his thing like a boss and that’s how he’ll be remembered.

What “stained image” is she talking about?

None of the Trumps have ever had friends, and they never will.

Is anyone at all surprised that the children of a fucking awful person like Trump are also human trash?

Honestly, everyone involved in this sounds terrible to me.

If an outright war criminal like GWB can be rehabilitated I have no hope that this admin is ever going to be held to account.

I’m glad is was on the cover, and I’ll admit it women have a lot nicer clothes, and WAY more variety in colors. For example, goto most regular men’s departments and you see shades of blue, dark blue, and black with very little otherwise (maybe a brown here and there.). Women get plenty of color.

People who are comfortable with how much they do or don’t represent traditional expectations for their gender feel little need to drag others for how much they do or don’t the same. 

Remember America’s Mayor? Remember when he was seen as a very serious presidential contender in 2008? It’s really stunning — no one has had a more all-encompassing or more degrading fall from grace.

wake me up when one of Ivanka’s friends wants to talk about this

How manly can you be if you’re threatened by wearing a dress?

As a dude whose pants have run the gamut from gigantic raver pants way back in high school to now wearing skinny jeans, I think clothing I wear has always been something that has apparently never been masculine enough for some people. You always get comments from the peanut gallery.

The big pants were too close to a…

To me, at least, what the GOP is doing is so obvious: assigning negative characteristics and motives to anyone they don’t like.

1. Can we all agree she doesn’t matter and stop giving her airtime?

The good ol’ days

Wait, are you saying Lindsey Graham would act in an unethical and possibly criminal way? I do declare...I’m feeling a might dizzy...someone please assist me to that lovely divan yonder...Rafael, be a dear and bring me a tall julep...you make them just how I like...and perhaps you could fan me for just a little…

Please use it shamelessly as a lawyer announcing law suits across from an adult video store: