I’m flattered but I’m still waiting for my check for 2006-2013.

I have never once seen any sewage problems.

Later in the brief, the Diamondback claimed the “many, many people say Chase Field is a dumb” and “believe me, this ballpark is a total, total disaster.”

I *think* that Randall assumes that the sentence “X team needs a new stadium” always has the (sometimes unspoken) corollary of “and the city/county/state should largely pay for it.”

Les Diamondbacks de Montreal!

He’s been to several A’s games, the BEST, they’re tremendous, OK, believe him, he goes to the BEST sewage-free A’s games, it’s unbelievable. These sewage stories are FAKE NEWS.

What...who...where are you getting the idea that Deadspin is alleging the taxpayers should fix the stadium?

Charlotte! Portland! Vegas! There are so many mediocre choices.

how can they have standing, they don’t have any legs

The D-Backs owner, Ken Kendrick, paid $2.8 Million for a baseball card. He can afford to fund his own stadium needs.

Not only is this the opposite of every opinion about stadiums that Deadspin has ever taken, the Coliseum is a literal shithole and should be replaced.

The Arizona D-bags

I’d be wholly unfit for my position if I didn’t recognize that some students who under-perform in public school wind up excelling in secondary and post-grad studies.

Hell, I fucked around and failed a course my first term of undergrad; it’s not as if I’m some saint.

That said, Ms. Fisher’s case seems rather a breed…

MICHELLE DEPLANED AIR FORCE ONE IN SHORTS! SHORTS!

your #2 can be also bundled up with “winning”. he won the game for them. The superbowl of politics was won by their team last November.

Literally how the country crumbles.

No, he was a disgrace because he saluted a marine with COFFEE IN HIS HAND! THE OUTRAGE! THE DISRESPECT!

Remember: Obama was a disgrace because he, I dunno, wore a tan suit or something. But this embarrassment who is obsessed with crowd size and maybe doesn’t know what the GDP is? Totally okay!