Don’t read the rest of the article. If you thought that part was sad, the stuff about his relationship with his dad will make you cry.

I’m a Titanic truther. The iceberg didn’t sink the ship. Rose and Jack’s sexy exhalations melted the steel beams holding the ship together. Their hands were irrelevant.

He’d better keep that axe away from the punter.

Mind = Blown

This is related enough to let me gripe on one of my pet peeves with women in ‘medieval’ scenarios.I can’t stand. When it comes to armor, guys will get big sturdy plate mail that’s intimidating and tough. Girls, on the other hand, get chainmail bikinis. Male armor gets bigger as you ‘level up’ and female armor gets…

For my part, I can’t even see any nipples*, and the above water portion of the sport isn’t much to watch - kinda like plying catch or keep-away in the pool. Without seeing the struggle for the ball, there’s not much for the casual observer to see.

I never understood the urgency to trade Graham. He is (well was) the second best guy on your offense and the goo-to guy for important receptions and TDs. Yet the Saints dump him because he rightfully wanted more the the relative pittance he received. Even with injury problems, he’s a valuable offensive weapon on a…

If I had a young daughter (non-parent here), I’d be torn over the olympics. On the one hand, like you say, you’ve got the fastest/strongest/toughest women in the world doing incredible things that she can attempt herself with her gender a complete nonissue. On the other hand, there’s the coverage. With NBC’s coverage,…

I know it will piss of the PC police and make liberals cry, but someone needs to stand up for Hitler- his art wasn’t that bad; it was better than Churchill’s even.

You’re lucky you’ve got cool parents. Mine are so lame. I’m still waiting to move into the attic after my hip implant heals up.

‘Well faeries do give you the AIDS.’ - Mike Ditka

Seriously? It seems like everyone really does forget about the Titans existing.

Typical liberal media. You look at the one irresponsible gunslinger while millions of patriots safely complete passes to their own teammates without blowing their team’s foot off.

BUT NOW I HAVE TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH!!! THEY’RE TAKING AWAY MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!!

It could be a sock especially for fucking, like some Rex Ryan sorta deal.

I know I’d try to fake not speaking English around the guy.

Hall of Fame Game cancelled? Thanks Obama!

The discussion seems to have the swimmer covered so this is only tangential: Bear Bryant- holy fucking shit! I’d never heard that story before and it’s frankly miraculous that no one died. The absence of water breaks is just downright sadistic. The man should’ve been sent to prison for holding the camp in those…

Seriously? A story about hidden cameras and locker rooms is totally about dongers.

That always struck me as odd. You’re letting in bounty hunters packing heat, giant Wookies that shed everywhere, and you barely bat an eye at a dude’s arm being chopped off. But an uptight prissy protocol droid is unacceptable? Did a 3PO unit kill his family or something?