I know the base will stick with him through almost anything but scared old white people don’t have enough votes to get him in office. IIRC he’d need something like 70-80% of white voters and even then it’d be cutting very close. And as bad as we white males are sometimes, there are enough sane ones who are appalled to…

Don’t confuse me for a fan of the Democrats. They’re awful with tons of issues, especially economically. But still, as bad as they are, the Dems are a hell of a lot better than the GOP and both parties aren’t the same. Yes they both serve the rich but at least the Dems support some form of safety net. Yes they both…

Last 20 years? This shit has been going on since Nixon. (I highly recommend Nixonland by Rick Perlstein. A horribly depressing but very good resource on the rise of the modern far right in America.

I think his brand has been both irreparably harmed and enhanced by all this. While he’s completely lost any chance at ever appealing to mainstream folk who aren’t far right crazies, he’s the greatest guy around to those crazies. The history of the right and of conservatism in America has proven there’s plenty of money…

I think the best way of putting it is that the Trump campaign is a publicity stunt that went horribly awry. Trump’s too dumb to have understand just how awful the right wing is in America and didn’t realize that they’d vote for Satan if he’d call Democrats traitors and Hilary a cunt. At this point* Trump is just…

Did he leave a pile of bones or did those get devoured too?

Hey! What did I ever do to you?

Oh god. The sighs, the forlorn ‘nobody loves me’ looks, the malaise... I’ll be right back, I have to check on Sophie.

The accreditation group sounds like it was named by a bunch of teenage boys making up dirty acronyms.

And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!

I’ve always found her voice soothing, but now that I know she’s into some seriously kinky S+M stuff? I don’t know what to think anymore.

Well damn. Out goes the family vibrator.

Every single time liability comes up, someone always whips out the McDonald’s coffee case as if to say ‘look at how ridiculous these things are!’ They never bother to understand what actually happened or how fucking stupid they sound for saying ‘McDonald’s got in trouble for serving their coffee hot!’

C’mon. Sam isn’t that fat.

I’m still amazed that no one raised an eyebrow at the Weasly twins selling date rape drugs at the equivalent of the wizarding mall. That’s more than a little scary if you ask me.

‘If you haven’t done anything wrong you don’t... Well shit, did your parents sign a waiver? You kids probably should just stay in your rooms for the semester.’

Why not both?

That was awful. Simply awful.

Driveshafts are nothing. Now t-shirt cannons? Those are the real fan killers. You could even call them widow-diddly-idow makers.

I don’t think it’s outlandish to think this will improve his character and his game. After facing all this ridicule, Green will take the importance of penis to heart, realize All Penises Matter and are all exposed to physical and/or emotional hurt, and finally stop fucking kicking everyone else in the dick.