That was awful. Simply awful.

Driveshafts are nothing. Now t-shirt cannons? Those are the real fan killers. You could even call them widow-diddly-idow makers.

I don’t think it’s outlandish to think this will improve his character and his game. After facing all this ridicule, Green will take the importance of penis to heart, realize All Penises Matter and are all exposed to physical and/or emotional hurt, and finally stop fucking kicking everyone else in the dick.

That’s obviously the biggest factor but there seems to be more to it. For instance, as bad as they treat Michelle Obama there’s no collective freak out to the degree that Hilary receives. They’re both professional women with careers, they both have children, and they both aren’t simply defined by who their husband is.…

That could account for some of it- a sort of ‘I told my staff I wanted Tebow at the convention and I expected them to make it happen’ thing. But what about stuff like the NFL letter? Unless the staff is making shit up to keep him from throwing a tantrum (which is admittedly a possibility) this is something that he…

While you’re bound to find a few exceptions out of such a big group, I seriously doubt that more than a handful of Bernie->Trump people exist. If you support Bernie’s policies you’re already on the complete opposite side of the spectrum from Trump and even if you dislike Hilary the briefest reflection on the…

The right-wing ragegasm for Hilary is something I never really understood. They were rabid from the very start and it’s just gotten more unhinged since. And even 25yrs ago it was ludicrous.

I’d heard his ghostwriter was fun; I’ll have to take a look at that. Thank you.

I was ready to quit after reading about 7yr old/70yr old Trump but I pressed on. I deeply regret that.

Hey, you try keeping your millions in bribes hidden!

He’s one of the few... well ‘politician’ may not be the right word here, maybe ‘political figure’ that probably runs his own Twitter account. If he’s paying someone to do it, they either deserve to be fired or given a raise.

Reminds me of this article, especially this paragraph:

I think this is one of the best explanations. The stories about him blatantly cheating at golf and getting super pissed at being called out on it kinda foreshadow this (from a GQ profile during the primaries I think).

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

What’s wrong with ‘impressed’? Mistakes and oversights are bound to happen, but swimming in poo water and accomodations only marginally better than the nearby slums? Fucking up at that scale takes an ‘impressive’ amount work.

My favorite is the two parter:

I wonder why the NFLPA is supporting this at all since there seems to be no benefit for them and the players doing so*. The whole Ballghazi thing has shown that when Goodell has sole authority he uses it as he damn well pleases, suggestions be damned. The policy doesn’t make players safer and really only functions as…

I’m disappointed. I was hoping that the block of text was what they actually accidentally posted.

I’m outraged the TSA is emasculating American Patriots and infringing on their God-given right to pack heat anywhere and everywhere. What if some guy in a turban starts acting funny?! /Trumpvoter

Flying back in the day was crazy. The first time I read about Cooper, one of the biggest shocks about his story (to me at least) was the casually mentioned fact that he was smoking on the plane. It’s also something I’ve noticed elsewhere: I’ve had The Twilight Zone on in the background lately while I’m doing other…